Ants In The Fridge!!!

Vompatti wrote: Dean wrote: Oh well, at least it confirms another hypothesis of mine. And what is that?

Having given this idea a couple of seconds thought... I don't think that would be advisable since it would increase your copiousness by a power of 2, (ie 738 342 096 843²), leading to such extreme levels of copiousness that would render you a danger to yourself and others.

Here's a thought:

What if you put the ants in the fridge, and then put the fridge in another fridge?

(Does a fridge become more copious if you put it in a fridge?)


Edited by Vompatti - September 17 2008 at 15:08

Vompatti wrote: Do ants become less copious when you take them out of the fridge? If so, what's the point?

This is indeed the case, but there's a solution:

1. Put the ants in the fridge.
2. Wait for them to become more copious.
3. Instead of taking them out the fridge (which would make them less copious) take the fridge away from around them.

Now you have copious ants with no fridge around them!

Pants don't become more copious in the fridge, so we must assume that after the ants have become more copious some of them are wearing pants and some of them are not. This is, of course, a major problem because it may be that the ants with pants don't accept the ants without pants in their social group and the pantless ants are left panting on the very edges of the ant society.

It goes without saying that one ought to wear a piss-resistant dress when one tries to make non-native fire ants more copious. The same goes for immigrants as well, but who would want to make immigrants more copious?

Those uniforms look kind of gay, and not in a good way.

The utility belt is ok, but it doesn't cover enough of the uniform. Maybe there could be a robe or something on top of uniform?

What if I was alluding to something like this:

?

I think it's once again time to take this thread "out of the fridge". I've conducted some new experiments, not on ants but on milk cartons, and I've come to the conclusion that the fridge not only makes milk cartons more copious, but also affects the milk inside them, changing it's composition in a fundamental way. If the same thing happens to ants - and I have every reason to believe that it does - fridges can indeed be used to develop brand new races of ants, some of which are highly likely to turn out strong enough to take over the world sooner or later.