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Vompatti
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Posted: September 16 2008 at 13:44 |
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Oh well, at least it confirms another hypothesis of mine. |
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Posted: September 16 2008 at 13:51 |
Vompatti wrote:
Dean wrote:
Oh well, at least it confirms another hypothesis of mine. |
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Couldn't possibly divulge that just yet, more research needed.
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Posted: September 16 2008 at 13:53 |
If I can help by entering the fridge again, I'd be happy to.
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Posted: September 16 2008 at 14:01 |
Having given this idea a couple of seconds thought... I don't think that would be advisable since it would increase your copiousness by a power of 2, (ie 738 342 096 843²), leading to such extreme levels of copiousness that would render you a danger to yourself and others.
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Posted: September 17 2008 at 01:16 |
Fer crying out loud, would somebody just clean the damn fridge?!?!
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted: September 17 2008 at 14:09 |
Here's a thought:
What if you put the ants in the fridge, and then put the fridge in another fridge?
(Does a fridge become more copious if you put it in a fridge?)
Edited by Vompatti - September 17 2008 at 15:08
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Posted: October 01 2008 at 18:20 |
Do ants become less copious when you take them out of the fridge? If so, what's the point?
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Posted: October 22 2008 at 18:04 |
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Do ants become less copious when you take them out of the fridge? If so, what's the point?
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This is indeed the case, but there's a solution: 1. Put the ants in the fridge. 2. Wait for them to become more copious. 3. Instead of taking them out the fridge (which would make them less copious) take the fridge away from around them. Now you have copious ants with no fridge around them!
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Posted: October 26 2008 at 21:16 |
What if the ants were wearing pants?
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Posted: October 29 2008 at 20:13 |
Pants don't become more copious in the fridge, so we must assume that after the ants have become more copious some of them are wearing pants and some of them are not. This is, of course, a major problem because it may be that the ants with pants don't accept the ants without pants in their social group and the pantless ants are left panting on the very edges of the ant society.
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Posted: October 30 2008 at 16:47 |
Vompatti wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Do ants become less copious when you take them out of the fridge? If so, what's the point?
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This is indeed the case, but there's a solution:
1. Put the ants in the fridge. 2. Wait for them to become more copious. 3. Instead of taking them out the fridge (which would make them less copious) take the fridge away from around them.
Now you have copious ants with no fridge around them!
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Can you really take the risk of pissing of the ants to that extent? Of course ants don't actually piss as far as I know but we have non native fire ants around here that will swarm and sting the beejeusus out of you if you are unfortunate enough to step on one of their nests. They are unwelcome immigrants from South America. Not trying to disparage immigrants from that area or anything...
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Posted: November 03 2008 at 16:37 |
It goes without saying that one ought to wear a piss-resistant dress when one tries to make non-native fire ants more copious. The same goes for immigrants as well, but who would want to make immigrants more copious?
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Posted: November 03 2008 at 19:44 |
I have the solution
some snazzy uniforms...
four of these...
and lots of this....
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:12 |
Those uniforms look kind of gay, and not in a good way.
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:28 |
Ah, well, yes...
erm...
...they are made of a special material that shrink-fits when it reaches body temperature
...and changes colour.
...would a Utility belt help??
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:40 |
The utility belt is ok, but it doesn't cover enough of the uniform. Maybe there could be a robe or something on top of uniform?
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:41 |
would you be alluding to a 'cape' by any chance???
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:44 |
What if I was alluding to something like this: ?
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:51 |
...I think that would put pay to the ants copiousness if they saw someone wearing that
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Posted: December 10 2008 at 21:01 |
I think it's once again time to take this thread "out of the fridge". I've conducted some new experiments, not on ants but on milk cartons, and I've come to the conclusion that the fridge not only makes milk cartons more copious, but also affects the milk inside them, changing it's composition in a fundamental way. If the same thing happens to ants - and I have every reason to believe that it does - fridges can indeed be used to develop brand new races of ants, some of which are highly likely to turn out strong enough to take over the world sooner or later.
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