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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2008 at 01:13
A  transparent white object smells like an illusion of black translucent paintings on a red wall.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2008 at 11:02
An illusion of black translucent paintings on a red wall smells like Imelda Marcos' handbag and shoe collection on a foggy day in Manila.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2008 at 14:53
Imelda Marcos' handbag and shoe collection on a foggy day in Manila smells of the taxes taken out of the pockets of poor Filipino's.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 14:29
The taxes taken out of the pockets of poor Filipino's smell like very small toe nails on the bed of an intimidating neighbour with a short red hair and little black shoes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 14:33
The very small toe nails on the bed of an intimidating neighbor with a short red hair and little black shoes smells of an androgynous Buster Brown childrens shoe model while taking a break in between shots.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 14:39
An androgynous Buster Brown childrens shoe model while taking a break in between shot smells like a furry green animal taking a bath in a plastic bowl filled with vanilla sauce.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 14:45
The furry green animal taking a bath in a plastic bowl filled with vanilla sauce smells like the cheap chinese fabrics in which those dollar stuffled animals are made from.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 14:53
The cheap chinese fabrics in which those dollar stuffled animals are made from smells like the sad green eyes of a young economy student named Clara who's desperately trying to learn to play the harmonica like a tall 34-year-old man who spends his days sitting on a hot street wearing a worn black suit.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 14:58
The sad green eyes of a young economy student named Clara who's desperately trying to learn to play the harmonica like a tall 34-year-old man who spends his days sitting on a hot street wearing a worn black suit smells of that character from The Simpsons that has passed on to better things.....Bleeding Gums Murphy.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 14:02
In my experience teen spirit smelled like ouzo..and lots of lovely ladies!!Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 14:05
Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

In my experience teen spirit smelled like ouzo..and lots of lovely ladies!!Smile

I must have smellt a different teen spirit then.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 14:34
no, it was the same spirit............
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 14:40
Ouzo smells of Greece to me.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 14:45
Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

no, it was the same spirit............

No, I'm absolutely certain that the spirit I smellt did not smell like lovely ladies... unless lovely ladies smell much less than I've imagined.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 21:34
Thankfully ladies that smell of Teen spirit don't smell like the song from Nirvana.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 16 2008 at 11:18
Ladies that smell of teen spirit tend to smell more like perfume than the Nirvana song, but sadly they also smell much less like sweat, which makes them appear a little snobby and pretentious.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 16 2008 at 21:33
Ladies for the most part smell nice.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 17 2008 at 13:43
Whenever I'm close enough to smell a lady I instantly lose my ability to logically analyze her smell.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2008 at 19:21
Whenever I'm close enough to smell a lady I instantly lose my ability to logically analyze her smell smells like unheeded pterodactyls playing with salt shakers on the roof of a Pizza Hut.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2008 at 20:54
The unheeded pterodactyls playing with salt shakers on the roof of a Pizza Hut smells of PepsiCo's formula of making all fast food no matter what the origin or genre taste bland and lifeless to the human palette.
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