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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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None of that was Googled, I actually knew all of that for myself. ![]() |
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Jared ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 20308 |
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James...that's like the boy who cried wolf... because you used Google on the previous 167 occasions, are you now seriously expecting us to believe that you actually 'knew' something without prompt??...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Man Erg ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
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I got annoyed with 'Ask Jeeves' once. I typed in 'Are you thick?' after having no luck with the questions that I asked it.A reply came back, 'Thick is as thick does'
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![]() Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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Reminds me of the classic search (and I cannot remember which search engine it is) for "French Military Victories"... the response comes back "Do you mean French military defeats?"
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T.Rox ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 06 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 9455 |
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Time to admit that I did not know that Norah Jones was his daughter before you mentioned it, Alan
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
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T.Rox ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 06 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 9455 |
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I would suggest at it's root a post showing endearment!
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
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T.Rox ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 06 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 9455 |
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I managed to find a guy with Admin rights to his computer so I loaded the software and a few mp3 files to his PC.
The Walkman has lost its "paperweight" status and is delivering the goods
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
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T.Rox ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 06 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 9455 |
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The trouble with being in OZ ... I just don't seem to be able to get a converation happening ... and when I get back you guys ( and girls, Prog Chick ) have posted a truck load ( lorry load ) of stuff and are usually not online
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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fret not, we have conversations here that take weeks to cycle round.
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Jared ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 20308 |
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^^and because the themes consistantly recur, nothing is ever said entirely out of context...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Padraic ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
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I'm sure if I knew who the heck Peter Purves and Valerie what's her name was, I'd be shocked too.
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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I'm sure you would too.
![]() But http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_peter isn't going to enlighten you much.
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Padraic ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
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set current_topic.british_quotient = HIGH
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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^ Pah, that's not Grey Code
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Padraic ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
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It was just made up. ![]() |
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Padraic ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
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Sorry. "Blimey, this topic is British! Be a dear and put the kettle on, Blue Peter's on telly." |
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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hahahahaha ::spits Pimms over jodhpurs::
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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Trust me, you would be. I watched these people on telly every week when I was at school. As someone said on the BBC web site today, hearing about Val and Pete shagging is like hearing about your mum and dad "doing it". You know they do, but that doesn't mean you want to hear about it.
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Padraic ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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if user.lastname = "SINGLETON" and user.firstname = "VALERIE" then
'set likelihood_of_being_involved_in_sex_scandal = 0
'code amended 24/06/08
set likelihood_of_being_involved_in_sex_scandal = 100
end if
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