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VanderGraafKommandöh 
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 Posted: June 06 2008 at 06:35 |
That's absolutely brilliant!  Except you got my features completely incorrect. I never had that interview... *shhh, keep quiet, they may not have realised! They are old after all, their memory is going. They cannot even remember if they locked the shed door last night or not... and is that wood preservative on the greenhouse?*
Edited by James - June 06 2008 at 06:36
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 06:25 |
Hmmm -
Go away & read this, from cover to cover:
Then make an appointment for a formal interview on the finer points of sheds, herbaceous borders & where the young go wrong...
Only then will a decision as to your future in this establishment be reached (you'll be contacted by a mutually acceptable go-between...)
Edited by Jim Garten - June 06 2008 at 06:36
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 04:23 |
 James wrote:
What, with an Avril Lavigne signature? Don't make me laugh! Too late.
Now move on quietly, there's nothing to see here...
*hides Jim's copies of Maxim, FHM and Viz*
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Yeah, if we overlook the Avril sig, yeah, I'm old at heart. Come on, I barely leave the house, surely that has aged me enough that I'm feeling positively old.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 04:19 |
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*hands Jim his latest copy of What Shed? and a man-size tissue*
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 04:15 |
HughesJB4 wrote:
chopper wrote:
Eek, there's a teenager loose in the GR! |
Aw, come on, I'm old at heart |
He's still here!
+++hides behind sofa again+++
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 04:13 |
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What, with an Avril Lavigne signature? Don't make me laugh! Too late.
Now move on quietly, there's nothing to see here...
*hides Jim's copies of Maxim, FHM and Viz*
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 04:07 |
chopper wrote:
Eek, there's a teenager loose in the GR! |
Aw, come on, I'm old at heart
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 03:58 |
Oops, it it is Fairport... I should know that, I've seen them live. Rush aren't really prog though, Jim and a lot of Zappa isn't either. 
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 03:53 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 03:43 |
prog-chick wrote:
broomstick? sorry it's gone for it's MOT.........
you'll have to deal with the infestation yourselves chaps! |
+++pokes head out from behind sofa+++
Has it gone yet...?
Bloody hell, we're going to have to disinfect the Grey Room again (it was bad enough last time Dean made that broad bean & brussels sprout curry)
Oh and James - if you're referring to Pallas's 'The Dreams Of Men' album, I know exactly where it is...
...in my car's CD player
Darqdean wrote:
Reminiscing about the good old days usually works |
Ah yes, I remember reminiscing...
Edited by Jim Garten - June 06 2008 at 03:45
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Dean
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 15:39 |
Reminiscing about the good old days usually works... no, hang-on... I forgot where I was for a moment 
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What?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 15:37 |
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Jim has a Pallas album somewhere, that'll probably do the trick, now where did he leave it...?
Edited by James - June 05 2008 at 15:38
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Wilcey
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 15:36 |
broomstick? sorry it's gone for it's MOT.........
you'll have to deal with the infestation yourselves chaps!
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 14:31 |
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Fancy doing a rendition a song from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Rach?
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Jared
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 13:46 |
chopper wrote:
Eek, there's a teenager loose in the GR! |
get off that wooden stool Alan, and hit it with Rachel's broomstick... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 11:56 |
prog-chick wrote:
James wrote:
Is it near the Ledge that Steeleye Steely Dan Span sing about?
Hold on, Planet Rock play prog, since when? 
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der! Since always!
wash your ears out young man!
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Well Radar Love seems to always be on a loop when I go on there. Actually, I used to listen PR a lot and the prog quotient did improve over the years. I'm glad to see it's staying with is us too. I know Alice Cooper, Fish and many others, have shows on there.
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Wilcey
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 11:50 |
I noticed Chop, I'm going to stay hidden under my crocheted blanket until someone sounds the all-clear!
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chopper
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 11:43 |
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Eek, there's a teenager loose in the GR!
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 11:30 |
James wrote:
How come I still failed* twice then?
* I didn't fail, I actually passed but I failed to get the C grade I needed for College. I managed to get it a third time, yey!
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I'm turning 20 this year, and had I not been kept back in kindergarten and had I not failed my subjects last year, I would have been done with high school in 2006
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Wilcey
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Posted: June 05 2008 at 11:29 |
James wrote:
Is it near the Ledge that Steeleye Steely Dan Span sing about?
Hold on, Planet Rock play prog, since when?
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der! Since always!
wash your ears out young man!
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