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Vompatti
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 04:08 |
Have you heard the theory that God actually created the world with his word, by producing certain sound waves that moved matter, and don't you think He could also have done it with farts?
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 06:09 |
I haven't heard that before, but since I don't believe in God's existence, how could something non existent actually fart anyway?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 09:37 |
Did Meinong write: "There are objects of which it is true that there are no such objects" because he thought God is such a nonexistent, yet farting object?
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 09:39 |
While we are on the subject, what do you think of the major increase in the price of gas?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 09:43 |
What kind of gas are you talking about?
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 09:56 |
Would you believe "Natural" gas?
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tardis
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 11:08 |
Do you think the result of inflating oil prices will end up in a post-apocalyptic Mad Max scenario, aka The Road Warrior?
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 13:00 |
Do inflating oil prices mean my farts are more expensive or I'm making more of them than I used to?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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tardis
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 13:13 |
Maybe we should consult a Fartologist on this?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 20:16 |
Are there any fartologists in the forum?
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 20 2008 at 23:01 |
Does anybody else think that this recent string of questions stinks?
Edited to appease Peter.
Edited by rushfan4 - May 21 2008 at 10:00
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Peter
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 08:44 |
Do you think you should have put an "s" on the end of that "stink?"
Edited by Peter - May 21 2008 at 08:44
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 10:04 |
Have I just been razzed by the professor?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 10:53 |
Did you know that 'razz' is an "abbreviation of 'razzamatazz', meaning a showman's routine?"
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 11:05 |
Are you saying that Peter is a showman?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 11:16 |
How else could he razzamatazz you?
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 12:22 |
Could he use a magic wand?
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tardis
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 12:40 |
He could, but would we really want that?
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 15:56 |
Do you think that he practices real magic or is it all just an optical illusion?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 21 2008 at 19:12 |
Can he do card tricks?
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