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The Hemulen
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Posted: January 30 2008 at 20:14 |
Haven't posted any of my poetry on here in ages, so 'ere goes!
Throat Haggle For Ellie and her thoughts especially
Your neck sings sweeter than a factory alarm system as I haul it out of the Thames on a wire and toss it to a dog playing cricket with itself; yelps, knocks it for six licks his balls and bounds along, to the ticking of your song.
The jam inside is raspberry pink it sinks when tasted, smells like a man and can't be helped no matter how I titter through it, bellow through it, make it gargle Anti- 'til it chokes. It will always be your very much, will always shake its penguin for sniggering, Squeeze, rinse, kiss it gently on the belly and march march march march march march march march march march march march to an identical VIM.
O! to express my joy when I feel your throat haggle under my chin, making pure banality dance like a sack of lentils, bent in sicking retreat. How many more rubber chickens must perish before we realise why this actually matters? 100? 100? 200? 100? Or even fewer than 100? 94, perhaps? Regardless, it will still sound bad. A grating, scratching oaf of a tune: Three walruses banging on seperate drums. Three voices tossing off through a nutcracker (admit it, you would!). Three gulls cawing ceaselessly a sudden "be there/do that/won't you?" refrain. Three ugly actions imposed upon a seperate sheet, making unsense of the sensual, sh*tting elements of grief for copper coins. This is what I want from my Britain. This is what I want from my hat. This is what I want from my throat. I want to be a gobstopper.
A throat might die, a thought ejaculate, a vol-au-vent tickle its sister. Yet all, yet all, yet all, these won't if we can feed them sufficient stupidity. Cack your cack and shove it in a sack, stuff your knackers in your overalls and underall it march march march march march march march march march march march march to an identical VOM.
Your sanity is most unwelcome, profanity a must. Your P O L I T I C K S Your I N T E R N E P T is very much a mustn't.
Your neck sings sweeter than a shopping centre alarm system, as I suck it out the packet and toss it to a frog. He bursts 'HOORAY!' and leaps inside. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Just Juice
publicly batter covenant in a friendly way with authorisation typical earthy weather/Not quite spat barney in a minute as far as we know/State of affairs so it is said I imagine concluding magnetic bargain toss around/Scarcely altercation stratum graciously difference of opinion/[nadir wrangle diligently overtly visibly makeshift repugnant fascinating coax stir up]
I love you.
Whether It Is Or It Isn't
Bail fin.
Ball fin.
Ball (pint of).
Ball (extract).
b*****d fin.
b*****d fin (extract).
Belgium lint-udder.
Belgium lint-udder (pint of).
Brunt.
Brunt fin.
Brunt fin (slanted).
Brunt fin (pint of).
Under-brunt fin.
Bugler (in a calendar).
Cardboard gusts.
Cardboard gusts fin.
Cardboard Horatio fin (extract).
Dog.
Dog fin.
Dog dog.
Dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog (in a calendar).
Doorbell grapeshot.
Doorbell gusts.
Under-doorbell gusts Horatio.
Doorbell xylographic (extract).
Doorbell xylographic fin.
Dust.
Empty cloth fin.
Empty dog fin.
Empty dog fin (reactionary).
Empty dog fin (pint of).
Empty dog fin (extract).
Empty dog fin (extract twice).
Under-empty man.
IT IS.
Empty man fin.
Existential front.
Gadfly.
Gadfly (pint of).
Gadfly (unwashed).
Git.
Git fin.
Git fin (slanted).
Goad emporium waspy emporium.
Goat emporium waspy emporium.
Goat emporium waspy lint-udder crust (in a calendar).
God.
IT IS.
God gnat.
IT ISN’T.
Guilded honk (pint of).
Guilded honk (unwashed twice).
Guilty god fly gadfly gnat fly.
Guilty weather reporter stuffing apricots down his (slanted).
Guilty weather reporter stuffing apricots fin.
Heady tub fin.
Heady tub.
Heady tub (pint of).
Heady tub (brooming clockwise).
Hemp hump Horatio.
Ho ho falter biscuit.
Hoary Paxman prodding congratulations.
Hoary Paxman prodding (in a calendar).
Igloo fin.
Igloo foot.
Igloo foot fin.
Igloo (brooming clockwise).
Ingot.
Ink rot.
Involuntary cupping.
Just juice.
Just Paxman.
Just Paxman fin (in a calendar).
Kilt.
Labia.
Labia fin.
Labia fin (reactionary).
Labia fin (extract in a calendar).
Lacking prawns.
Lacking prawn opinions.
Lacking prawn opinion polls.
Lacking qualified brunt.
Ladle triptych.
Ladle tubby foot fin.
Lamp.
Lanced cloth.
Lassie’s mottled face.
Lassie’s mottled face fin (extract).
Lassie’s mottled face fin (pint of).
Lassie’s mottled face fin (pint of twice).
Lassie’s vermillion doorbell gusts.
IT ISN’T.
Launching bread mistakes.
Leperous post-its.
Leperous fin (reactionary).
Levy buttock.
Levy hand.
Levy hand fin.
Levy wrist biscuit.
Lewd igloo foot fin supping fin.
Lewd igloo foot (in a calendar).
Lifeless rope forward slash.
Lick frond (pint of).
Limitless revolving.
Lip promotion.
Liquid sock.
Liquid subtext (slanted).
Lop promotion.
Lop fin biscuit.
Lop your majesty.
Novelisation (extract).
Organised gadfly disaster.
Poultry gadfly disaster.
Quip Paxman cupping fin.
Ruthless frond blot brunt.
Sociopathic remnant.
Socratic belgium arse.
Sopping tub.
Sopping tub fin.
Titular welfare state (in a calendar).
Tubular ripcord.
Tubular rut.
Tusky digestive gadfly disaster.
Uncle Ambrose.
Uncle Devin.
Uncle Paxman lodging apricots in his (slanted).
Vinegar holdall Horatio whoop.
Watery freeforall gadfly disaster.
Watery tweed man.
Wax goat.
Wax goat fin.
Womble hutch monstrosity.
Womble synagogue dough.
Womble tub fin.
Womble tub.
Womble tub (reactionary).
Womble tub (slanted).
Womble tub (pint of).
Womble tub (brooming clockwise).
Womble tub (extract).
Womble tub (extract thrice).
Womble tub (in a calendar).
Womble tub lint-udder Paxman biscuit dog dog dog fin gust fin clammy brunt fin (unwashed).
Xiphoid bail.
Xiphoid ball.
IT IS AND, THEN AGAIN, IT ISN’T.
Under-xiphoid.
Yapping (in a calendar).
And finally, a poem which isn't by me, but four rats I happen to be friends with.
Rat Poem - 02/12/07
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By:
Mr Hugo Ball-Rat, The Bar Bar Baron, Dente Lion, E. D. Rinkl.
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Posted: February 02 2008 at 12:06 |
Wow!
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Posted: February 03 2008 at 16:16 |
I Ate the EU
I ate the European Union: all the countries in it, all the lands and all the people. It was a strange mixture. When I was finished I picked my teeth with regulations, wiped my mouth on directives and left without paying the bill for I had eaten all my euros. So I ran to my independent home, hid under my independent bed and started to wait for an attack by the crooked bananas.
The Benefits of Amusing Food (Arranged in Funny Shapes etc.)
If eating is necessary and eating is fun then fun is necessary and fun is fun. Fun invokes creativity and creativity invokes fun and fun is fun. If everyone ate funny food then everyone would have fun and if everyone had fun then everything would be fun and that would be fun and fun is fun.
Edited by Vompatti - February 05 2008 at 12:55
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Posted: February 07 2008 at 06:57 |
The Rocket Launcher and Her Son
Farewell, my son, for you've grown old. It's time for you to break the mold; to see the world with your own eyes, to scorch the earth and glide the skies. Farewell, my son, it's time to go. Feel no sorrow, feel no woe.
What's that I hear above the skies? Is that you who moans and cries? What's the matter, my dear son? Aren't you flying, having fun? What's that I see? A flash of light - then darkness, the eternal night.
Where are you now? Why can't I see? Why can't I hear you calling me? If only I could just once more feel your warm metallic core. I miss you, son, oh please come home. I'm so empty, so alone.
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Posted: February 07 2008 at 12:54 |
Someone ought to compile Vompatti's poetry and release it as a book. I'd buy it.
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Posted: February 07 2008 at 14:06 |
Philéas wrote:
Someone ought to compile Vompatti's poetry and release it as a book. I'd buy it.
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And I'd gladly take money for it. The weird thing is, whenver I try to write poems in Finnish, nothing comes out.
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Posted: February 12 2008 at 17:26 |
I used to be pretty crappy poet, looking back at my old stuff, but I think i've gotten better. Here's one I recently wrote:
Teenage jesus creates an unholy racket screaming blissfully profane psychobabble from a shaking mind, godly sensation, mental masturbation vandalising the streets with idealism, the concrete now shadowy and sensual
Craving inner city tripping to escape this suburban security imaginary clausterphobia desire to see the mind mixing purity and derangment, beauty in chaos art in raw vulgarity
Hallucinating the desire to understand create an expressway to nirvana simulate the violence of the senses can we see our society in the scattered bumtrash? bottles of gin, syringes, orange peels, condoms
Mixed with the spoiled dirt and grass of the park we blast the rock'n'roll noise through the streets and into our ears to drown out sounds of screeching motorways
Our lives raised into senseless spectacles becoming the art we desire to create
"We want heaven and we want it now!"
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Posted: February 19 2008 at 18:27 |
The Fable of the Man and the Worm
The other day I was walking along the forest road when suddenly my eyes met those of a little worm. "Halt!" yelled the worm, "for I have a song for you." She opened her little mouth and sang her song in a mighty soprano voice. It went like this:
I know not you stranger, but do not be scared, we're both the same once completely bared. You are a trav'ler, a trav'ler am I, alike we do live, alike we shall die.
Now that you've laid your feet on this trail, so very old yet so very frail, watch where you step, don't trample your friend, for she is the one you'll yearn in the end.
When it's your time to rot and decay turn into ground and wither away, I am the one who comes to release your soul from your corpse, deliver your peace.
Now that you're here, why don't you lay down, embrace the earth and lay down your crown. Soon it's your time and while waiting the bell beneath your body I'd most gladly dwell.
With a seductive look on her face the worm pulled me down to the ground, so close I could hear the footsteps of nearby men resonating from its surface. I tried shouting for help, but regardless of several anxious attempts I couldn't get my mouth open. Noticing my desperation the worm tried to calm me down with another song:
So it is, you've met your fate and laying on my gravel plate you twitch and pant in hopelessness as if you were now something less than what you were while standing up closer to the Heavens' top.
But think about it, can't you see, what's ground to you is roof to me and when you've laid down on the ground it's not just dirt that you have found but Heavens of the world below, its luminous yet earthly glow.
I was both comforted and baffled by this strange song. Was I, a powerless human being who had just become mute and tied to the ground by the worm's mysterious spell, laying on the top of an earthly Heaven? Miraculous sensations were running through my practically immobile body, and my mind became filled with such revelations that I could hardly keep myself together. Suddenly my mouth opened and words started flowing out of it:
The world is a garden enclosed by words and Heaven its outmost fence, but the world of men and the world of worms are seen through a different lens.
When I look down at the dirt and the sand what I see is the bottom of the world, but when you, the worm, rise to this land it's as if into Heavens you were hurled.
If the earth I see is the Heaven of worms, it's truly an honour for me to come to you now from the Heavens above, lay down and be devoured by thee.
I was laying on the ground, peacefully, when I felt a peculiar lightness and unexpectedly regained my ability to move. I stood up, and the worm began to speak:
Now that you know your place and mine - and it's not yet time for me to dine - you may leave, but keep in mind the little worm you left behind, the humble creature in her depth, the trusty servant in your death. Keep in mind what we have spoken, go in peace, the path is open.
We said our farewells and I went on my way. As I tread along the quiet forest road I gazed at the ground and I gazed at the sky, the two Heavens now revealed to my eye.
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Posted: February 20 2008 at 16:12 |
A True Story That Happened to Me, Vompatti, When I Woke Up Today, February 20th, 2008
Drilled awake from the outside like a person I was proud. The morning was noise like a vision or an entrance drilled awake. Into the cavern I stepped breathing for the first time like a person. I saw space breathing through the skin of its guests. For the first time I was a person in the space drilled awake. The people there were proud guests breathing space in the morning. Their skin was awake like an entrance or a vision into the cavern. Through the skin I stepped awake for the first time like a proud guest. I saw the people drilled awake from the outside in the morning. I saw the people in the space breathing for the first time. I saw the people like a vision or an entrance through the skin. Drilled awake in a vision I was breathing from the outside. Drilled awake into the cavern I saw the people through the skin. Drilled awake in the morning for the first time I was a person.
Conversation
You've lived on my tongue long enough, words, step down and fly, fly into her ear, crawl into her head, into her brain, break down and recombine, divide and unite, swim into her mouth, onto her tongue, live on her tongue long enough, words, then step down and fly, fly back home.
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Posted: February 20 2008 at 17:13 |
I too would buy a book Vompatti's poetry!
So, why not, I'll put something of mine here...
Calendar
How I fear these structured machines, Hanging, dripping down the wall, Rows: only seven squares of chances, Dates of independence, celebration, Moons on their axis of rotation, And linear strokes to tell me when to sleep. Although we all dream of jumping the lines, Playing hopscotch with the time, Let us name that priceless space; Like children, with cute rhyming titles,
All will end in ‘day’. But as there is always a tomorrow, there is always a favourite, late, 5th in the week: The socialist, lie-back-and-drink kind of man Who outshines the cycle's redundancy…again. Did he pass by so soon?
It was a gift from your right-brained friend: The current: now the prequel. He will graduate in the sequel, With his defining diploma, But all his books are misread, mis-lived.
I can pin-point here when you turned forty-two (Another numerical nuisance, Let’s just say it was your pink birthday) Chart upon chart the doctor revised Holding hands with the clock ‘til you die. In the other hand, clenched: a sheet that can tell The amount of cells; Shrinking, shriveling… Alas, a conclusion: you’re growing no more. So it’s time you became a farmer, Harvesting your age, Cropping the crops so that they fit on the page. A tricky business to sell live books, it is. The tuck shop has it much easier selling bait Because no one is willing to fish for space. Those landlords have the life, Or do they have the math? They’re counting their chickens, fingers, feelings… Thinking little symbols are felt, grasped, hatched. Was it not the number folk who told me? Their own bodies are water-based. This is why I swim in a mixture of paint. Side-stroke through the month of blue… Yes, I will design your calendars, But the useless numbers will be up to you. Signed Monday, February 12th, 2008, Day, month, year, time, date.
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 16:15 |
The Love Song of a Repenting and Thus Somewhat Pathetic Zombie
Today I had seven brains for breakfast and twenty more for dinner. I chew fast.
No matter how much I eat I'm hungry. This addiction to food makes my angry.
Chewing brains helps me calm down for a while. Afterwards I beat my head to a tile.
I wish I could get rid of this habbit. I'm addicted, and more than just a bit.
Writing crappy poetry doesn't help. Thinking about other things doesn't help.
Bring me brains, I want them now! Now! Now! Now! With warm flesh, juicy eyeballs! Now! Now! Now!
I'm sorry for everything that I am. I've tried to change my diet to dry ham.
I wish I met someone who could help me, be there for me, hold my hand and help me.
I wish I could get someone to like me. But no one likes barbarians like me.
But who cares, bring me some brains, deliver! We only live once, exist forever.
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Posted: February 23 2008 at 08:28 |
An Irrational Wish to Become an Amnesiac Serial Killer Leading to an Expected Lack of Revelation
Fingers on the bathroom floor attached to a body not mine - I never wake up like this. Walking in the fog I always expect the same. Only when I forget what was can I almost see exceptions but they are no exceptions once they have happened. An unidentified shape, an area not yet an object - hopeless. A point of view without assumptions, a pair of eyes without goggles, a subject without self - I never wake up like this.
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Posted: March 04 2008 at 21:40 |
Hey guys, just stopping by here to mention how much I like this thread.
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Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:28 |
Horizontal Dances?
Lively dances danced on the front lawn illuminate us but if I saw the sun in movement alone from above I'd be bored. Can YOU see the dance? You CAN? For someone who watches movies horizontally you've got a pretty straight mind! Those who never get up dance their lives on the lawn to ones like you. I'm not sure if it's supposed to feel right but I look up to you when I feel down, when you've left. Horizontal dances turn up vertical, so don't turn them down. The right impression will be left when you're down.
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Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:30 |
My friend refers to sex as "the horizontal dance".
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Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:36 |
Shakespeare wrote:
My friend refers to sex as "the horizontal dance".
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So do I. Or do I?
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Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:48 |
Minimalism in literature?
The aura
The aura
The aura was there
was there
was there
The aura
The aura
The aura was there
was there
was The aura The aura was
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 17:53 |
Umm, a silly quiestion, but is this serious or for laughs? If the former, I might contribute.
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Posted: March 16 2008 at 14:53 |
^ Of course this is dead serious. So go ahead and pour your vision upon us, we may not laugh. Fragments of a Dream Regarding an Old Man's Ear(i) At the GatesRipe flesh breeds ancient liquids. Murky substances swag outwards. Shivering I enter. (ii) In the HallwayYellow walls float closer and through. The world is yellow and green. I can't see its borders. I miss my smotherability. The waves are nothing but air. They push me outwards. I paddle. I still have my hands. (iii) In the King's ChamberThe source of everything is here. Here all entities are born. The king bangs his gong and releases them into the wild. The waves are nothing but air. They pierce my thoughts and body. They push me outwards. I try to paddle. My mouth is full of wax.
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Posted: April 09 2008 at 17:59 |
Digging Out Some Pieces of Food ad Infinitum
What remains between the teeth, what the tongue cannot reach, must be fought with nails. With trembling hands and fracturing mind I reach for the target. No success. I've such short nails and the night is very cold.
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