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Points: 24429 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 03:41
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

yes that it would ....  but then again... it would be in the wrong thread... this is movies for men...

not those who still deal with acne and haven't even had to shave yet.. and to experience what it is like to wake up with a 6ft blond in your bed... and not having any idea how she got there LOL
 
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Points: 2078 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:23
Originally posted by 1800iareyay 1800iareyay wrote:

A red-blooded (but not Commie red) American, played by Chuck Norris, teams up with a legendary martial artist (Steven Segal) in order to save a young teenager (played by Angelina Jolie, cause God forbid they cast someone young) from a deadly meteor storm controlled by evil robots.


Directed by Michael Bay.
 
 lol Michael Bay would so do that.
 



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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:43
Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


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Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
Thumbs%20Down  why not Jack Black while we are at it LOLwe are talking about a real movie here.. LOL


Or all three! Yes, yes. This is good. We'll just lift an old World War II movie script, mesh it with some slapstick, add a few poop and dick jokes, and make sure everyone learns a little lesson in the end. It is sure to open at #1 in the box office.



yes that it would ....  but then again... it would be in the wrong thread... this is movies for men...not those who still deal with acne and haven't even had to shave yet.. and to experience what it is like to wake up with a 6ft blond in your bed... and not having any idea how she got there LOL


So true, so true.

I wonder, whatever happened to old what's her name?




All well and good. But where do the lasers come in?
 
And where's the obligatory Brit bad guy with the bad American accent?
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Points: 10387 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:58
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by Zappa88 Zappa88 wrote:

Okay here is a great movie plot:
 
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
 
Flawless.


not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!!   want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it...


add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected  over Busey to the local school board


well Micky, sex just doesn't happen in Hollywood movies, you won't even see a naked breast. according to Hollywood movies kids are made by kissing (and of course no French kissing either). what's more, according to how sex is discussed in general in the US society it seems kids are REALLY made like this. another triumph for US-technology; no other country could have come up with that LOL


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A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent 
to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered 
with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with 
larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using 
his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward, 
he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes.

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Points: 10387 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 11:11
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent 
to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered 
with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with 
larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using 
his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward, 
he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes.

somehow I always knew that these are the fantasies going on in a male brain LOL


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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 16:29
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent 
to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered 
with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with 
larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using 
his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward, 
he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes.

somehow I always knew that these are the fantasies going on in a male brain LOL
Sounds like another botched Holywood remake of a classic film:
 
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Points: 1091 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 17:58

world war two pilots battle gangsters with the help of a laconic spaghetti western anti-hero....and a blonde with huge boobies!
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