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stonebeard 
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 Topic: The most blatantly "guy" topic for a movie
Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:23 |
Try to keep it to 2-4 elements.  Dinosaurs with machine guns on their backs battling the US military.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:33 |
 stonebeard wrote:
Try to keep it to 2-4 elements.
Dinosaurs with machine guns on their backs battling the US military.
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*sigh* The US military ON TOP OF dinosaurs with machine guns on their back battling Vietnam. Come on, man.
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laplace
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:37 |
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Ugh, guy things... ;P
Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris oiling each other up while discussing the relative merits and tastes among popular beer brands!
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rileydog22
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:07 |
 It would have lots of explosions, of course.
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Drew
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:10 |
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Good Cop/ Bad Cop- Partners
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Dean
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:48 |
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lasers... there has to be lasers.
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What?
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Drew
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:50 |
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boobs also....
lasers on boobs perhaps.....
Wait- didn't Austin Powers do that already????
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Chris H
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:50 |
Drew wrote:
Good Cop/ Bad Cop- Partners |
No cop movie will ever beat "National Security", so it's pointless  
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Beauty will save the world.
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Gamemako
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:18 |
Team America: World Police?
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Hail Eris!
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1800iareyay
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:34 |
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A red-blooded (but not Commie red) American, played by Chuck Norris, teams up with a legendary martial artist (Steven Segal) in order to save a young teenager (played by Angelina Jolie, cause God forbid they cast someone young) from a deadly meteor storm controlled by evil robots.
Directed by Michael Bay.
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Chris H
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:56 |
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
Flawless.
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Beauty will save the world.
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cuncuna
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:05 |
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A one man army guy who uses a giant gun that shoots naked women wich explodes and duplicate the amount of blood of each kill.
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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micky
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:11 |
Zappa88 wrote:
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
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not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!! want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it... add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected over Busey to the local school board
Edited by micky - March 12 2008 at 22:12
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Chris H
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:18 |
micky wrote:
Zappa88 wrote:
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
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not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!! want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it...
add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected over Busey to the local school board
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And once Busey and Mr. T foil Cruise's plans (it turns out Matt Lauer didn't know anything about psychology after all!), Busey returns to the school where he and Couric put their differences aside and realize that they were meant to be, where they finally get down to business in the principal's office while a cliche Journey song plays over the PA. Roll credits to same Journey song.
Now it's flawless!
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Beauty will save the world.
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micky
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:22 |
I hate happy endings  ...... denied... rewrite it... and Couric gets used.... seduced... and abandoned by her sugar-daddy ..her path to the school board.... and gets a severe case of some STD to boot. Busey wins the spot... then gets run flat by a gaz-guzzling SUV. that is how to end a GUY movie.. not a damn chick flick...
Edited by micky - March 12 2008 at 22:23
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bhikkhu
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:56 |
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Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
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micky
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:12 |
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bhikkhu
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:28 |
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micky
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:32 |
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bhikkhu
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:38 |
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The most blatantly "guy" topic for a movie
why not Jack Black while we are at it 