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    Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:23
Try to keep it to 2-4 elements. Wink

Dinosaurs with machine guns on their backs battling the US military.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:33
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Try to keep it to 2-4 elements. Wink

Dinosaurs with machine guns on their backs battling the US military.

*sigh*
The US military ON TOP OF dinosaurs with machine guns on their back battling Vietnam.


Come on, man.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:37
Ugh, guy things... ;P

Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris oiling each other up while discussing the relative merits and tastes among popular beer brands!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:07


It would have lots of explosions, of course. 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:10
Good Cop/ Bad Cop- Partners



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:48
lasers... there has to be lasers.
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:50
boobs also....


lasers on boobs perhaps.....

Wait- didn't Austin Powers do that already????



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:50
Originally posted by Drew Drew wrote:

Good Cop/ Bad Cop- Partners
 
No cop movie will ever beat "National Security", so it's pointlessLOLTongue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:18
Originally posted by Zappa88 Zappa88 wrote:

Originally posted by Drew Drew wrote:

Good Cop/ Bad Cop- Partners
 
No cop movie will ever beat "National Security", so it's pointlessLOLTongue


Team America: World Police?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:34
A red-blooded (but not Commie red) American, played by Chuck Norris, teams up with a legendary martial artist (Steven Segal) in order to save a young teenager (played by Angelina Jolie, cause God forbid they cast someone young) from a deadly meteor storm controlled by evil robots.


Directed by Michael Bay.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:56
Okay here is a great movie plot:
 
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
 
Flawless.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:05
A one man army guy who uses a giant gun that shoots naked women wich explodes and duplicate the amount of blood of each kill.
ĦBeware of the Bee!
   
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:11
Originally posted by Zappa88 Zappa88 wrote:

Okay here is a great movie plot:
 
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
 
Flawless.


not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!!   want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it...


add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected  over Busey to the local school board


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:18
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by Zappa88 Zappa88 wrote:

Okay here is a great movie plot:
 
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
 
Flawless.


not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!!   want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it...


add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected  over Busey to the local school board
 
And once Busey and Mr. T foil Cruise's plans (it turns out Matt Lauer didn't know anything about psychology after all!), Busey returns to the school where he and Couric put their differences aside and realize that they were meant to be, where they finally get down to business in the principal's office while a cliche Journey song plays over the PA. Roll credits to same Journey song.
 
Now it's flawless!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:22
I hate happy endings Angry...... denied...


rewrite it... and Couric gets used.... seduced... and abandoned by her sugar-daddy ..her path to the school board.... and gets a severe case of some STD to boot.  Busey wins the spot... then gets run flat by a gaz-guzzling SUV. 

that is how to end a GUY movie.. not a damn chick flick...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:56
Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:12
Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.


Thumbs%20Down  why not Jack Black while we are at it LOL

we are talking about a real movie here.. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:28
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
Thumbs%20Down  why not Jack Black while we are at it LOLwe are talking about a real movie here.. LOL


Or all three! Yes, yes. This is good. We'll just lift an old World War II movie script, mesh it with some slapstick, add a few poop and dick jokes, and make sure everyone learns a little lesson in the end. It is sure to open at #1 in the box office.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:32
Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
Thumbs%20Down  why not Jack Black while we are at it LOLwe are talking about a real movie here.. LOL


Or all three! Yes, yes. This is good. We'll just lift an old World War II movie script, mesh it with some slapstick, add a few poop and dick jokes, and make sure everyone learns a little lesson in the end. It is sure to open at #1 in the box office.





yes that it would ....  but then again... it would be in the wrong thread... this is movies for men...

not those who still deal with acne and haven't even had to shave yet.. and to experience what it is like to wake up with a 6ft blond in your bed... and not having any idea how she got there LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:38
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
Thumbs%20Down  why not Jack Black while we are at it LOLwe are talking about a real movie here.. LOL


Or all three! Yes, yes. This is good. We'll just lift an old World War II movie script, mesh it with some slapstick, add a few poop and dick jokes, and make sure everyone learns a little lesson in the end. It is sure to open at #1 in the box office.



yes that it would ....  but then again... it would be in the wrong thread... this is movies for men...not those who still deal with acne and haven't even had to shave yet.. and to experience what it is like to wake up with a 6ft blond in your bed... and not having any idea how she got there LOL


So true, so true.

I wonder, whatever happened to old what's her name?




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