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anoah 
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 Topic: Tarkus vs. The Gentle Giant
Posted: March 05 2008 at 21:28 |
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Disregard the music! Which would win in a fight? I know, a stupid poll; I'm just having some fun!
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explodingjosh
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 21:41 |
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Just flip Tarkus over and you'll find its weak side. The GG knows this strategy.
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explodingjosh
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 21:43 |
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They will battle until King Crimson orders otherwise.
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BaldJean
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 21:45 |
the Elektrolurch (German for "Electric Amphibian"; the most famous song of Guru Guru) would win easily 
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 A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 21:54 |
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Josh has it right.. the Armadillo is an impressive creature, has the range with that cannon and good armor, but once the Giant gets in close it's buh-bye to old Tarky..
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ClassicRocker
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 22:40 |
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But Tarkus has the armadillo-shell to protect it from long-range attacks, and it's a freakin' tank! Of course it would easily take out the gentle giant.
And if anyone hadn't noticed: it's the Gentle Giant.
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Dim
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 22:47 |
 ClassicRocker wrote:
But Tarkus has the armadillo-shell to protect it from long-range attacks, and it's a freakin' tank! Of course it would easily take out the gentle giant.
And if anyone hadn't noticed: it's the Gentle Giant.
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Tarkus is the armadillo man slayer, and your putting it up against a really tall guy who wouldnt hurt a fly? This poll is rigged.
Edited by schizoid_man77 - March 05 2008 at 22:48
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 22:54 |
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but like an ancient master, it's GG's deceptive gentleness.. and then.. WHAM!
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King Crimson776
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 22:57 |
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^^ Yeah but, Tarkus has cannons.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 23:00 |
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cannons shmannons-- the Giant is a grappler, an infighter, he just has to get past a couple shots from an old metal gun before he has hold of that pesky marsupial and puts a hurtin' on him the likes of which you can nary fathom
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ES335
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 23:18 |
Vern, Tarkus is a cartoon. The Gentle Giant is a REAL GUY!!!! 
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Bible-thumping heavyweight evangelistic boxing kangaroo
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ClassicRocker
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Posted: March 05 2008 at 23:35 |
^^^
 That's a lie! Tarkus is real!
Atavachron wrote:
cannons shmannons-- the Giant is a grappler, an infighter, he just has to get past a couple shots from an old metal gun before he has hold of that pesky marsupial and puts a hurtin' on him the likes of which you can nary fathom
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Old? and why is that, because Tarkus is from '71? Oh wait! If I remember correctly, Gentle Giant is from '70! So your giant is even "older," and most likely doesn't have much agility left in him by now!  (It's a battle of the seniors, with PA as their retirement home where the most excitement comes from which genre the retirees get put into! )
Edited by ClassicRocker - March 05 2008 at 23:35
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ProgBagel
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Posted: March 06 2008 at 02:07 |
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Why have I looked at this poll three times?
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 06 2008 at 02:08 |
BTW, Admin. ; this deeply important discussion should probably be in General Polls 
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Gentlegiantprog
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Posted: March 06 2008 at 05:34 |
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the gentle giant while gentle may be clumsy and accidentally destroy tarkus.
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Let the maps of war be drawn !
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MusicalSalmacis
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Posted: March 06 2008 at 21:37 |
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The Gentle Giant will song Knots all by himself and Tarkus will collapse
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ClassicRocker
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Posted: March 07 2008 at 11:52 |
Or maybe Tarkus will launch some bombast and make the Giant Explode
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Zargus
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Posted: March 07 2008 at 16:38 |
The mighty GG is much bigger and will crush the lil Tarky with his thumb. 
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el böthy
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Posted: March 09 2008 at 12:47 |
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Gotta go with Tarkus... I mean, it might be a giant but he is gentle after all!
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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The Quiet One
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Posted: March 09 2008 at 12:53 |
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Quite difficult.... GG is enormous but dumb. Tarkus is a normal size machine.. It could activate his machine guns and split GG in many slices.
But like others said they gotta watch out with the King, Crimson is quite powerful cause being the King! But there perhaps the Queen would go against the King. Haha. Tarkus? YES! haha
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Tarkus vs. The Gentle Giant
