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laplace 
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 Posted: February 17 2008 at 13:12 |
 Shakespeare wrote:
Every RPG ever:
Hero: Hello, may I enter this castle?
Guard: No, I'm sorry, you'll need to bribe me with a steak to enter.
Hero: Oh, I see. Where may I acquire a steak in these parts?
Guard:
Billy the Baron's Bar and Grill, passed the forest of death and gloom,
makes 'em just right. But you can't pay Billy the Baron with just
regular gold.
Hero: What will I pay him with, then?
Guard:
Billy the Baron is a relic collector. Collect fifteen platinum relics
along the river of death. But to turn regular relics to platinum, you
must consult Ella the Enchanter.
Hero: Where is she?
Guard: Ella the Enchanter is far west of here, in her crimson tower, which is locked with the key of eternal torment.
Hero: Where's that?
-And so on-
Guard:....and you'll need to kill werewolves to get teeth of doom, and to do so you'll need silver weapons.
Hero: Where can I get silver weapons?
Guard: There's only one place to get silver weapons in the world. And that is in this castle.
Hero: Can I enter this castle, then?
Guard: You'll need to bribe me with a steak.
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You don't look like a peasant, you don't smell like a peasant and you're certainly not on fire like a peasant.
Edited by laplace - February 17 2008 at 13:12
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 17 2008 at 16:39 |
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I actually beat Peasant's Quest. Dats rite, I impaled evil trog-a-dore.
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: February 17 2008 at 23:29 |
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I thought you always died at the end of that...
I did, anyways. Even though it said I won. Trog just outright killed me. Is there actually a way to win????
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Shakespeare
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Posted: February 18 2008 at 00:04 |
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That's how you win. You die.
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: February 18 2008 at 00:56 |
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Oh yes I know, but you said that you impaled the trog, implying that there was a way around it!
Although... no one takes down the trog... not even The-S-Is-For-Sucks dragon.
*Throw Baby!*
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Evans
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Posted: February 18 2008 at 09:25 |
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I'm stuck. Help me, i just got the meatball sub and i have no clue what to do with it!
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'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..'
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Evans
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Posted: February 18 2008 at 10:20 |
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Oh. Never mind. Great game!
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'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..'
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burritounit
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Posted: February 18 2008 at 22:57 |
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IMO Final Fantasy VII stands out of all the rest. X was good but too short and easy, and playing X-2 feels kind of weird but it was good.
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"I've walked on water, run through fire, can't seem to feel it anymore. It was me, waiting for me..."
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ClassicRocker
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 12:26 |
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Related to the Final Fantasies:
Has anyone played Mystwalker's new game "Lost Odyssey"? (It's from a new company made up of people who did some FF on ps2)
What do you think?
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 12:28 |
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damn I couldn't get anywhere with the trogdor game
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Wallium
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 19:15 |
Shakespeare wrote:
Every RPG ever:
Hero: Hello, may I enter this castle?
Guard: No, I'm sorry, you'll need to bribe me with a steak to enter.
Hero: Oh, I see. Where may I acquire a steak in these parts?
Guard: Billy the Baron's Bar and Grill, passed the forest of death and gloom, makes 'em just right. But you can't pay Billy the Baron with just regular gold.
Hero: What will I pay him with, then?
Guard: Billy the Baron is a relic collector. Collect fifteen platinum relics along the river of death. But to turn regular relics to platinum, you must consult Ella the Enchanter.
Hero: Where is she?
Guard: Ella the Enchanter is far west of here, in her crimson tower, which is locked with the key of eternal torment.
Hero: Where's that?
-And so on-
Guard:....and you'll need to kill werewolves to get teeth of doom, and to do so you'll need silver weapons.
Hero: Where can I get silver weapons?
Guard: There's only one place to get silver weapons in the world. And that is in this castle.
Hero: Can I enter this castle, then?
Guard: You'll need to bribe me with a steak.
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Unfortunately..... Some are actually like that... Good job at making an epic great!
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Mens sceptrum totus
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Wallium
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 19:16 |
Shakespeare wrote:
I actually beat Peasant's Quest. Dats rite, I impaled evil trog-a-dore.
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I beat it, too. All those dang secrets too! I managed to get all the points and bribe all three wizard dudes.
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Mens sceptrum totus
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acelxpro
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Posted: February 28 2008 at 03:19 |
I love 3,6,7,8 and 9 but i think i'll settle on 6 because Dancing mad sounds like Tarkus.
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ghost_of_morphy
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Posted: March 04 2008 at 01:25 |
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It's the only RPG that I've ever managed to complete. And the end was worth it.
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