Bad jokes...

  An  indian young boy asks his father, the great chief and shaman of the tribe:

"Dad, why do we have all long Indian names and the whites on the other hand have shorter? Bill Rex, or Sam for example."

The father answers:
"Look, son, our names represent a symbol, and that is poetry in our culture. Do not like whites who live together and have repeated names. Addition, it is part of our national character that, despite everything, still survives.

Look, for example, your sister is called "Little Moon reflecting  on the lake" because when she came to this world was dark and had a beautiful full moon reflected on the lake.

You also have your brother, "Great White Horse of the prairies," because he was called to the gods riding one of those horses that run these prairie lands and are the symbol of the ability to live and the strength that has our people.

It's all very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have other questions my "Little defective condom made in China?"

There were three men to whom the devil gave them three tasks:

, 1 kill a lion with slaps on the face.

2 º Make love with a woman 100 times.

3 Drink 10 liters of tequila. 

Who  pass    these three tests  can  ...to go to heaven.

First comes the German with his air of grandeur and says:

- "To see.... give me the women," and begin: 1, 2, 3, 4, 10, and shouting out:

And I can not over! "

- "TO HELL!" The devil said.

After entering the North American
- "To see ...give me the lion"; enclose it in the cage, and is heard:

Grrr, grrr, grrr, grrr, grrrr, grrr, after 1 hour  go out 

- "? No longer can more!,

- TO HELL! "Says the devil

And finally comes the Mexican:

- "They started with the most difficult....  To see,  where is the  tequila?", And carrying it to the cave and took the 10 liters of tequila and leaves drunk   until his mother:

- "To see, give me  the lion," and enclose it with the lion and hear:

Grrr, grrr, grr, grrr, grrr, and after 3 hours was heard shouting:

Miiiiaaaaauuuuu !!!!, miiiiaaaaauuuuu !!!!, miiiiaaaaauuuuu !!!!,

Shortly after leaving the Mexican ,make a  fart and said .....
,
- "Ok   where is  the old woman to kill with slaps?"he he he

 

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The man woke up that morning with a tremendous headache ... The previous night had hit a party away from home .... He drank like a madman, or even remembered as had returned home ...
Prisoner of a headache laceration, hurting all the muscles of the body, the more parched throat that tongue of parrot in the mouth with a taste of copper, vinegar and sh*t, I was afraid even to open their eyes as I expected, insurance, the anger of the woman 

He opened his eyes as he could, and what he saw left him crazy. On the night table was a small ice box  filled with ice cubes couple of cold beers well ..... Besides, there were a couple of Alka-Seltzers and a glass of water. and  in the glass was a packet scented,

The type overwhelmed opened the envelope and inside it found a message that read: "My Love  of my life: Forgive who is not here to serve you ... I left a moment, but back in a bit to be with you. Te I have these things on the bedside to alivies unrest that might feel after the party  last night .... We have prepared a boiled as you like ... chicken and beef ... you wait in the dining room.
I asked our son what you serve and is awaiting you, I leave you with a kiss all my love. Your wife loves you. "

The man did not give credit to their eyes. With delight he drank two beers, took a bath, dressed and under the dining room. That indeed what he hoped his son, who greeted him with affection and served the soup prepared by his mother. We ate in silence the astonished father ....
The thought .... "What is happening?" Do I was dreaming  perhaps? Was that a vain illusion of the senses?
It dared to ask with shyness: "What happened last night, son?".

The son answered ....
"You came at 3 o'clock in the morning and came back in full sh*t intoxicated, hit the car at the door of the garage, gave   a kick to  the cat, you vomited in the courtroom and damaged  the carpet that my mom had just bought. Then you fell in the stairwell and stayed there ........, senseless. 

we  had to wake up   and assist ed   you "

"So? The man asks..... why all this? Why the beer and loving message , and the tremendous ... broth, all these fine hospitality."

The boy responds: "Because  when mom   was  undressing you  on the bed and when  she started to get your pants  you told her :"    QUIET  BITCH! ¡¡that I am married!!!".

A new doctor is assigned to a rural area and after a few months he  knows that there arent  women in the village and that they were all men. After taking a bit of confidence he asked to one of his patients, about how   they have for sex, and the patient replied politely that  they  went into the river.
---   arrive the weekend and the doctor goes to the river, where he found a great line of men. Being so well known in the village, they  put the doctor, in the first row.
--- The doctor sees the donkey, and thinks ...¡¡¡¡¡¡ Caramba !!!!!..........¿ have sex with an animal? The poor! ...And I can not deny    now that they   so graciously gave me their first round .........!!!
--- After fifteen minutes of the doctor sweating  and pasted behind the donkey, while all men in the row ahead,...the doctor        respectfully kissed the donkey, bite  donkeys  ears and  caress donkey tits..... In this moment .. One of the men approached him and said to  him in  secret:
Please   Doctor, ,,,,,,,,,we need the donkey to cross the river ,.....on the other side are women ..............!!!!!!!!