Lyric parodies

Since I just c ame up with one in another thread, how about doing some lyric parodies? Here is what I just came up with:

"Close to the Loo" by No

"A seasoned chili calls you from the depth within your bowels,
you rearrange your liver with so many gastric howls,
then drown it all with red wine that came quickly in a jar,
then taste the juice of grapes fermented losing all your wits for hours.
And digesting points just one way, leading ev'ry single one,
A wet fart can embarrass you, the music of your own,
then franticly within your chair you move
and choose the course you're running

Down through the aisle, round by the corner,
close to the loo, just to the toilet.
Not right away, not right away.

Crossed the floor down to the rest'rant toilet,
Reaching out to test the handle of each booth,
Passing almost out as I stripped down my panties to the knees.
Bending over just before I had to worry,
Letting out my breakfast far from far behind,
I relieved the tension only to find out no paper's there!

Down in the booth, just on the toilet,
Close to the wipe, just need a paper!
Seasons have done their work,
I get up, I get down,
Now that it's out, now that it's done,
Now that I find there is no roll!