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Bj-1
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 10:38 |
Me and a friend of mine planning new years eve 08/09:
"We're gonna drink 'till we puke, bang chicks 'till we get the most unpronounceable deceases in history, having hangovers more noisy than the rockets.."
Im not sure if it's THAT dumb, but it sure is a bad plan 
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 10:39 |
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like:
"What's a verb?"
"What's a pizzeria?"
"What's a sit-com?"
She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican.
This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that! Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of. But here's one: In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?" And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?" lawlzorx I kid you not!
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Bj-1
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 10:42 |
Shakespeare wrote:
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like:
"What's a verb?"
"What's a pizzeria?"
"What's a sit-com?"
She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican.
This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that!
Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of.
But here's one:
In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?"
And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?"
lawlzorx I kid you not!
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IQ, such a rare thing these days..
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 10:42 |
Shakespeare wrote:
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like:
"What's a verb?"
"What's a pizzeria?"
"What's a sit-com?"
She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican.
This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that!
Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of.
But here's one:
In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?"
And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?"
lawlzorx I kid you not!
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Earth, why hast thou forsaken thee?
I thought of another one. Different girl (why is it always girls?), and it was a while back. During a particularly boring French class, this girl whispers to a friend "Why do we even bother learning French? It's not like any of us are actually going to China."
I swear to God I'm not making this up.
Edited by Chameleon - January 02 2008 at 10:43
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Bj-1
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 10:45 |
Chameleon wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like:
"What's a verb?"
"What's a pizzeria?"
"What's a sit-com?"
She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican.
This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that!
Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of.
But here's one:
In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?"
And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?"
lawlzorx I kid you not!
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Earth, why hast thou forsaken thee?
I thought of another one. Different girl (why is it always girls?), and it was a while back. During a particularly boring French class, this girl whispers to a friend "Why do we even bother learning French? It's not like any of us are actually going to China."
I swear to God I'm not making this up. |
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Abstrakt
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 12:39 |
^^ Sooo american 
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magnus
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 17:02 |
Bj-1 wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like: Â "What's a verb?" "What's a pizzeria?" "What's a sit-com?" Â She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican. Â This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that!
Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of.
But here's one:
In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?"
And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?"
lawlzorx I kid you not!
| Â Â IQ, such a rare thing these days.. Â Â |
Sure, but that's more about general knowledge, not IQ  One does not need to know what the empire state building or sydney opera house are to have a high IQ, nor does one have to have a high IQ to obtain and be able to recite that information. But those are still some pretty damn stupid things to say. As for what's the dumbest thing I've ever said, I can't think of anything. My mind tends to forget embarassing things.
Edited by magnus - January 02 2008 at 17:04
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The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Bj-1
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 17:09 |
magnus wrote:
Bj-1 wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like:
"What's a verb?"
"What's a pizzeria?"
"What's a sit-com?"
She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican.
This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that!
Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of.
But here's one:
In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?"
And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?"
lawlzorx I kid you not!
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IQ, such a rare thing these days..
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Sure, but that's more about general knowledge, not IQ  One does not need to know what the empire state building or sydney opera house are to have a high IQ, nor does one have to have a high IQ to obtain and be able to recite that information. But those are still some pretty damn stupid things to say.
As for what's the dumbest thing I've ever said, I can't think of anything. My mind tends to forget embarassing things.
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Im sure they don't know or understand much else either, at least accoring to what I've read from Shakes and Dylan so far 
There's plenty of dumb teenagers in Norway as well! 
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khammer99
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 18:32 |
Watching the Playboy channel with my 7 month pregnant wife, who for the most part didn't mind that I watched it. But that night she said, "Can we watch something else? I don't feel like watching these hard body women, with the shape I'm in." To which I uttered the now infamous line: "Honey, those chicks would be fat too, if they were pregnant!" We are still married.
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has
been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
- Terry Pratchett
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Bj-1
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Posted: January 02 2008 at 18:36 |
Oh my..
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tardis
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Posted: January 03 2008 at 02:30 |
khammer99 wrote:
Watching the Playboy channel with my 7 month pregnant wife, who for the most part didn't mind that I watched it. But that night she said, "Can we watch something else? I don't feel like watching these hard body women, with the shape I'm in."
To which I uttered the now infamous line:
"Honey, those chicks would be fat too, if they were pregnant!"
We are still married.
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And your...er...you-know-what...is it still attached?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 03 2008 at 03:43 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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khammer99
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Posted: January 03 2008 at 10:42 |
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has
been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
- Terry Pratchett
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Posted: January 03 2008 at 12:11 |
Chameleon wrote:
I thought of another one. Different girl (why is it always girls?), and it was a while back. During a particularly boring French class, this girl whispers to a friend "Why do we even bother learning French? It's not like any of us are actually going to China."
I swear to God I'm not making this up. |
You will go to hell for this.  I'm still hitin' the edges...
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: January 04 2008 at 07:39 |
Chameleon wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
Chameleon wrote:
There's this girl in my Spanish class who apprently gets straight A's. I don't know how, with gems like:
"What's a verb?"
"What's a pizzeria?"
"What's a sit-com?"
She also thought that the president of Venezuela was Osama bin Laden, and that people in Brazil spoke Brazilian. Upon hearing that this was incorrect, she decided that Brazilian people speak Mexican.
This is in Grade 10.  |
I know so many people like that!
Claire mentioned one who thought that, because Newfoundland are in an earlier time zone, that they found out who wins the Stanley Cup first. But there are trillions more of examples I just can't think of.
But here's one:
In history/geo class, we were flipping through pages of our textbook and came to a page with the Sydney Opera House, and one of the three girls at my table gasps real loud and shouts "OMG It's that thingy from Fnding Nemo!" And they're all like "OMG no way! Why did they put a picture of that here?"
And I was like, "The Opera House isn't from Finding Nemo. That's like saying the Empire State Building is from King Kong!" And they're like, "What's the Empire State Building?"
lawlzorx I kid you not!
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Earth, why hast thou forsaken thee?
I thought of another one. Different girl (why is it always girls?), and it was a while back. During a particularly boring French class, this girl whispers to a friend "Why do we even bother learning French? It's not like any of us are actually going to China."
I swear to God I'm not making this up. |
Oh dear  They are obvoiusly too thick to be allowed to live  BTW not all girls are this bad ... Jim, Neil SHUT UP !
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 04 2008 at 07:50 |
+++cough lockupyourdaughterscough+++
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 04 2008 at 07:55 |
"Bring your daughter to the Gartens...er".
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 04 2008 at 13:28 |
This has to take the cake for 2007:
"I
personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so
because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and,
uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh,
the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our
education over here in the US should help the US, er, should help South
Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be
able to build up our future for our children."
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Utah Man
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Posted: January 04 2008 at 22:18 |
Me: "Hey, I see your wife is expecting... congratulations... when is the baby due ?"
Other Guy: "She's not pregnant"
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 04 2008 at 23:41 |
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