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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:19 |
Geck0 wrote:
mrcozdude wrote:
Is anyone still with the person they lost it to? |
I am, but it depends on how you class losing it... does it include other sexual acts, yet not the obvious?
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If so, then I will never be parted with him. Let's just say, he and I are one and the same.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:29 |
Ewww, you're a necrophiliac? That's not what I mean, smeershag. I was referring to oral sex and other such fine and wonderous sexual acts one can do with a partner without doing the full works.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:38 |
I was too.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:39 |
And what did you call me?
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rileydog22
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:41 |
He says you have sex with dead people.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:41 |
No, I meant "Smeershag". I'm not stupid. Regardless of what you may have heard.
Edited by Shakespeare - December 11 2007 at 19:42
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Dean
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:51 |
I think James's thought-patterns went Shakespeare -> Shakesmeer -> Shagsmeer -> Smeershag ... but I may be wrong.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:58 |
Most likely you are correct.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:01 |
darqdean wrote:
I think James's thought-patterns went Shakespeare -> Shakesmeer -> Shagsmeer -> Smeershag ... but I may be wrong. |
That's pretty much it. I always call The Bard Spearshake, so whenever I speak to Josh, I have to call him by various versions of Shakespeare and as we're talking about sex, Smeershag sounded quite apt. Actually, the necrophilia part was in reference to the real (and very dead) Bard... ewww. *shudders*
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Dean
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:06 |
I don't think necro is possible with someone who's been deadificated for 400 years (but I'm no expert ) - though jumping his bones is probably too literal....
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:06 |
I am the real Bard. Why don't you people understand that?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:09 |
Because you hate Mathematics and Science at school, that's why!
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:13 |
....instead, I love English.
Edited by Shakespeare - December 11 2007 at 20:14
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Dean
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:15 |
Measure for measure, it's all much ado about nothing.
I hate English mustard.
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zappaholic
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:22 |
37.
Beat that.
(Why yes, I am pathetic. Why do you ask?)
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:31 |
darqdean wrote:
I hate English mustard. |
Try French's Mustard instead, that's stuff is great!
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Okocha
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Posted: December 16 2007 at 18:18 |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 16 2007 at 18:21 |
Okocha wrote:
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AS IF! How could someone go 5 years without some tail? How did you SURVIVE? Man I lost mine minutes after coming out of the womb.
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tardis
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Posted: December 21 2007 at 01:57 |
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: January 09 2008 at 19:33 |
18. I never had the chance to until last year, and then one day i was offered the chance to in June, but i didnt take it, because i didnt feel like i had a strong enough emotional attachment, so i waited until the next girl, and lost it in August, at the age of 18 and 9 months.
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