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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:19 |
Geck0 wrote:
mrcozdude wrote:
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I am, but it depends on how you class losing it... does it include other sexual acts, yet not the obvious?
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If so, then I will never be parted with him. Let's just say, he and I are one and the same.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:29 |
Ewww, you're a necrophiliac? ![Shocked](smileys/smiley3.gif) ![Dead](smileys/smiley11.gif) ![Wink](smileys/smiley2.gif) That's not what I mean, smeershag. I was referring to oral sex and other such fine and wonderous sexual acts one can do with a partner without doing the full works.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:38 |
I was too.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:39 |
And what did you call me?
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rileydog22
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:41 |
He says you have sex with dead people.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:41 |
No, I meant "Smeershag". I'm not stupid. Regardless of what you may have heard.
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Dean
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:51 |
I think James's thought-patterns went Shakespeare -> Shakesmeer -> Shagsmeer -> Smeershag ... but I may be wrong.![Wink](smileys/smiley2.gif)
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 19:58 |
Most likely you are correct.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:01 |
darqdean wrote:
I think James's thought-patterns went Shakespeare -> Shakesmeer -> Shagsmeer -> Smeershag ... but I may be wrong.![Wink](smileys/smiley2.gif) |
That's pretty much it. I always call The Bard Spearshake, so whenever I speak to Josh, I have to call him by various versions of Shakespeare and as we're talking about sex, Smeershag sounded quite apt. ![LOL](smileys/smiley36.gif) Actually, the necrophilia part was in reference to the real (and very dead) Bard... ewww. ![Dead](smileys/smiley11.gif) *shudders*
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Dean
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:06 |
I don't think necro is possible with someone who's been deadificated for 400 years (but I'm no expert ![Wink](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif) ) - though jumping his bones is probably too literal....
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:06 |
I am the real Bard. Why don't you people understand that?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:09 |
Because you hate Mathematics and Science at school, that's why!
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:13 |
....instead, I love English.
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Dean
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:15 |
Measure for measure, it's all much ado about nothing.
I hate English mustard. ![Stern%20Smile](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley22.gif)
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zappaholic
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:22 |
37.
Beat that.
(Why yes, I am pathetic. Why do you ask?)
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 11 2007 at 20:31 |
darqdean wrote:
I hate English mustard. ![Stern%20Smile](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley22.gif) |
Try French's Mustard instead, that's stuff is great!
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Posted: December 16 2007 at 18:18 |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: December 16 2007 at 18:21 |
Okocha wrote:
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AS IF! How could someone go 5 years without some tail? How did you SURVIVE? Man I lost mine minutes after coming out of the womb.
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Posted: January 09 2008 at 19:33 |
18. I never had the chance to until last year, and then one day i was offered the chance to in June, but i didnt take it, because i didnt feel like i had a strong enough emotional attachment, so i waited until the next girl, and lost it in August, at the age of 18 and 9 months.
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