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Slartibartfast 
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 Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:39 |
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Don't put your aunt's in a fridge, that's not cool. Oh, wait a second, actually it is. You must have a walk in or something.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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MonkeyphoneAlex
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:49 |
It depends on how copious they are in the first place, I would guess. What if the ants are so copious that the fridge could do nothing to increase their copiousness. Is that even possible?
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"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST."
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Dean
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:53 |
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I wonder if they'd be able to tell you if the light goes out when the door shuts?
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:01 |
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Even if the ants told you that the light goes out, would you have any reason to believe them? In fact, how do you know the ants and the fridge even exist?
If I imagine putting ants in the fridge, do they become more copious? What if I've misunderstood the terms 'ants' and 'fridge', so that when I think I'm putting ants in the fridge I'm really putting golf balls in the hat?
Edited by Vompatti - November 28 2007 at 09:09
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Dean
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:29 |
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I think you'll find that footprints in the butter are a dead give-away.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:44 |
I thought you're supposed to put them in an empty fridge. 
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Dean
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 10:06 |
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It depends upon your concept of empty - in a truly empty fridge they would die of asphyxiation.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 16:26 |
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No they wouldn't, because there can't be any ants in an empty fridge!
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Dean
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 17:59 |
What about the refrigerant?
Edited by darqdean - November 28 2007 at 17:59
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Guzzman
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 03:32 |
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What about it? It's cool, isn't it?
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"We've got to get in to get out"
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 05:04 |
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But is there anything cooler than a cooler?
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Dean
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 05:57 |
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Chuck Norris
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 14:42 |
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Guzzman
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Posted: November 30 2007 at 05:20 |
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Chuck Norris the Anteater?
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"We've got to get in to get out"
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 30 2007 at 08:17 |
 Guzzman wrote:
Chuck Norris the Anteater?
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No, Chuck Norris the Aardvark, I think. Which, by the way, sounds cooler than Anteater.
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 30 2007 at 08:19
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Dean
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Posted: November 30 2007 at 09:01 |
Aardvarks kick ass, just like Chuck. 
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Tapfret
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Posted: December 01 2007 at 12:53 |
I'll put a colony of Siafu up against any aardvark.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 01 2008 at 16:28 |
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If Chuck Norris and a new race of radioactive super ants would fight, who would win?
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Dean
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Posted: March 01 2008 at 17:51 |
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It depends on who they are fighting I guess...
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 06:02 |
 Now that would make an amazing movie: First a mad scientist creates a new race of radioactive super ants and puts the ants in the fridge to make them more copious. Then Chuck Norris teaches the ants martial arts, and for the last part of the movie Chuck and the ants fight against ninjas. The soundtrack consists of songs by Adam Ant.
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