Bad jokes...

  An  indian young boy asks his father, the great chief and shaman of the tribe:

"Dad, why do we have all long Indian names and the whites on the other hand have shorter? Bill Rex, or Sam for example."

The father answers:
"Look, son, our names represent a symbol, and that is poetry in our culture. Do not like whites who live together and have repeated names. Addition, it is part of our national character that, despite everything, still survives.

Look, for example, your sister is called "Little Moon reflecting  on the lake" because when she came to this world was dark and had a beautiful full moon reflected on the lake.

You also have your brother, "Great White Horse of the prairies," because he was called to the gods riding one of those horses that run these prairie lands and are the symbol of the ability to live and the strength that has our people.

It's all very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have other questions my "Little defective condom made in China?"

The teacher intervened in an argument between two students:
Jaimito, what is the problem?
It's that I am too intelligent to be in the first grade.
My sister is in third place, and I am more intelligent than her. I want to go to the third too! The teacher sees that can not solve the problem and send it to the address.
While Jaimito expected in the entrance hall, the teacher explains the situation to the director. This promises to make the boy a test, which insurance will not answer all questions, and thus take you to continue in the first grade.
And both agree, posing a student and you are proposing a test that he accepts.
Starts then questions the Director: To see Jaimito, How much is 3 by 3? - "9" -.
And how much is 6 times 6? - "36" -.
The director spoke for almost an hour, the battery of questions that only an excellent student in third grade should know and Jaimito not committed any error.
Faced with the obvious intelligence of the child, the Director said to the teacher:
I think that we have to pass the third grade. The teacher is not very safe, he asked: Can I make myself some questions too? The director and Jaimito settle.
Starts then the teacher:
What has the cow 4, and I only two?
The legs, responds Jaimito without hesitation ...
What do you have in your pants, that there is not  in mine?
The director is in line lenses, and is preparing to interrupt ...
The pockets, the child replied.
 .
And where women have more hair curly?
The director makes a grin of amazement
In Africa, responds Jaimito without hesitation.
What is soft, and in the hands of a woman becomes hard?
As director he crossed eyes.
The nail polish, profe ... Answer Jaimito.
What do women in the middle of the legs?
The Director can not believe ...
Knees responds Jaimito instantly.
And what is a married woman wider than a single?
The bed. 
  The director starts cold sweat ...
 And what begins with A  has a hollow and I was I gave up some people to enjoy?
The director will cover the face ...
"A" CD.
The director, already sick of the pressure interrupts them and tells the teacher ... Look, PUT the kid  that in sixth grade ...
¡¡Myself I fail all the answers!