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tardis 
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Joined: October 02 2005 Location: Victoria, BC Status: Offline Points: 14378 |
 Posted: October 21 2007 at 10:47 |
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If Vompatti becomes a princess, will I marry him/her and live happily ever after?
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Online Points: 67444 |
Posted: October 21 2007 at 16:29 |
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Why are the covers of heavy metal albums always so ugly? Wouldn't they sell more with a beautiful picture? Some nice flowers, maybe, or a cute little bird?
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tardis
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Joined: October 02 2005 Location: Victoria, BC Status: Offline Points: 14378 |
Posted: October 21 2007 at 23:49 |
Hey, I've seen cute little birds on metal albums before... ............ ..................but they were impaled on sharp sticks.    |
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Visitor13
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VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
Posted: October 22 2007 at 14:07 |
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Dear Cuncuna,
If Vompatti becomes a princess, will Tardis screw him(her) and marry me? Also, am I right in thinking that the question above is ambiguous? And finally, my problems with syntax have nothing to do with my laziness, right? Edited by Visitor13 - October 22 2007 at 14:10 |
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: October 22 2007 at 14:09 |
Man it's a good thing I wasn't taking a drink when I read that, it would have gone right out my nose.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Online Points: 67444 |
Posted: October 22 2007 at 16:10 |
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I've heard about this person who has dandruff on his eyebrows. He has tried several skin care products and moisturizing creams, but nothing seems to work. What should he do? Also, he's 20 years old and still hasn't got his periods, should he go to the dentist?
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:46 |
As seen on TV... but I haven't. Not myself anyway. |
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:47 |
I've been trying to pleez - pass, but I fail at the double s. So, no. Buy your own cookies. |
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:48 |
They paid the royalties. |
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:50 |
Yes, off course. You just need to wish for it with all your heart. Then, one night, the muscular penis fairy will apear in front of you and chop the difference off with her bare hands and ¡alakazam!; you'll be a princess. |
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:51 |
Well, if you ask him nicely. Now, given the muscular penis fairy thing, you'll be in a very comfotable position in the relationship. |
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cuncuna
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Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:53 |
I wouldn't buy those anyway. Uglyness brings uglyness, so I guess it's rather natural for the covers to look like that. |
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:54 |
You must be "trasformed" as weel first. If you are ok with that, then maybe you can acomplish everything you want. Everythins is ambiguous, and your problems with syntax are more related to synths. |
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 09:57 |
That person should work as a Mr. Potatohead. As for his periods, I think it would be helpul to drink some live music and use a tomato as soundtrack of his life. |
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Visitor13
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VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
Posted: October 23 2007 at 13:42 |
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Dear Cuncuna,
Did Ludwig Wittgenstein dream that he was the Bee, or did the Bee dream that it was Ludwig Wittgenstein? Edited by Visitor13 - October 23 2007 at 13:42 |
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: October 24 2007 at 15:04 |
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At the risk of spoiling the humor in this thread a serious question. On the Rite of Strings album there is an Al Dimeola composition called Chilean Pipe Song. Seeing as how you hail from Chile, what is a Chilean Pipe?
By the way if ever in Atlanta and longing for Chilean food, visit Contigo Peru. Their signature dish is a fish stuffed with shrimp of the same name. Quite good. They also introduced me to mussels ceviche, which I have sucessfully knocked off at home.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Online Points: 67444 |
Posted: October 24 2007 at 15:44 |
And is it the same bee we should beware of? By the way, which book tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, Tractatus logico-philosophicus or Philosophische Untersuchungen? |
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Online Points: 67444 |
Posted: October 24 2007 at 15:51 |
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Wow, did I just win
25,16€ at horse racing?
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Angelo
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 13244 |
Posted: October 24 2007 at 17:06 |
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Why hasn't this thread died long ago?
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: October 24 2007 at 22:02 |
I don't have proof for both, so both. |
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