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What should I do with my nose?

Vompatti wrote: What should I do with my nose?

Keep it closer.

cuncuna wrote: Vompatti wrote: What should I do with my nose? Keep it closer.

What if it doesn't like me anymore?

Vompatti wrote: cuncuna wrote: Vompatti wrote: What should I do with my nose? Keep it closer. What if it doesn't like me anymore?

mmm... if your nose can talk to you about it a little bit, maybe you should go to therapy. Anyway, keep an eye on it, if it is planning to leave while still attached to your face, you may still be able to smell the treason in time. Ah, body parts; always waiting the right moment to stab you in the back. Uhm, that reminds me... ¿you have a penis, don't you?. .. nevermind your nose, it isn't half as dangerous...

Visitor13 wrote: cuncuna wrote: Visitor13 wrote: cuncuna wrote: tardis wrote: Cuncuna, why must we cry?  It's in our contract. Read it more carefully in your next reencanation. Reencanation? You mean that upon death we turn into cans ? Well, not verybody gets the "r". That's why you must be nice. Mmmm, I may have forgotten my Latin, but doesn't the 'carn' in reeincarnation stem from the Latin 'carnus' (or something similar, since I'm a can I'm too lazy to check) - meat (or spam, as Tardis put it)? So basically, dear Cuncuna - do the naughty ones get to be the cans and the nice ones the meat? And what are the implications for morality - is good without evil like meat without can - incomplete?

I think bad people come back as car drivers (canned meat), and they get  to spent half of their lives inside cars in traffic jams. Good people come back as more good people, but they get to walk and eventually get killed by car drivers, wich are really bad people after all. So, basically, it is good to be bad, and it is bad to be good. That brings balance to the universe and money to Japan. Japanese people eat whales, whales eat those tiny thingies in the water, but we pee on the water and we all eat fish, so japanese people are bad to whales, we are bad to the ocean, but then we eat fish, so, unless one becomes vegetarian, I think it'll be safe to say that we are all pretty much stupid, even if we don't drive any car at all.

The Doctor wrote: Clothes of brass and hair of brown, seldom need to breathe, don't need no wings to fly,  a heart of stone and a fear of fire and water, who am I?

A very weird looking individual gasping because of the habit of using very shiny and heavy clothing that uses a balloon to travel and doesn't want to fall in the ocean or burn to death with brown hair, bad blood pressure and identity crises.

1. Why is it that milk tastes disgusting when you drink it without any food?
2. What is the best sentence to start a love story with?
3. What's the difference between a communist and a dolphin?
4. Will I ever find my place in this world?
5. How do you pronounce Tony Iommi?

Dear Cuncuna. Is pilot a good profession for me?

Edited by Evans - October 19 2007 at 12:04

Family Guy is the best show ever, besides the Simpsons,... ah yes, my question... mmm...how are you?¿

Evans wrote: Dear Cuncuna. Is pilot a good profession for me?

Only if you are awake.