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cuncuna 
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 Posted: October 05 2007 at 13:38 |
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I know a version of this joke, but slightly different:
- Father, why did you called my brother "Full Moon"?
- Because the day your brother was born, the moon was full, my son.
- And why my sister is named "falling leaf".
- Because when she was born, a leaf fell on the window. Uhm.. ¿why do you ask all this, Defecating Dog?.
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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Raff
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 16:07 |
 cuncuna wrote:
I know a version of this joke, but slightly different:
- Father, why did you called my brother "Full Moon"?
- Because the day your brother was born, the moon was full, my son.
- And why my sister is named "falling leaf".
- Because when she was born, a leaf fell on the window. Uhm.. ¿why do you ask all this, Defecating Dog?. |
I know the same joke with 'Punctured Condom' instead of Defecating Dog  ...
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Shakespeare
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Posted: October 06 2007 at 16:22 |
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A man is walking down a street and there is a large hall with an open door. He peers inside and sees a small group of people clad in white, under a sign reading "THE GREAT NIL". They bowed and sang and worshiped the great nil. The man shakes his head in disgust and says, "Is nothing sacred?"
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: October 07 2007 at 15:28 |
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What's Mike Patton's favorite Jethro Tull song?
Mr. Bungle in the Jungle!
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cookieacquired
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Joined: January 23 2007
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Posted: October 08 2007 at 16:09 |
What did the tree say to the lumberjack as the lumberjack prepared to chop him down?
nothing, trees don't talk
there was a batch of muffins in the oven
one muffin said to another "wow it sure is hot in here"
the other said "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
Edited by cookieacquired - October 08 2007 at 16:11
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Visitor13
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Posted: October 08 2007 at 16:13 |
cookieacquired wrote:
What did the tree say to the lumberjack as the lumberjack prepared to chop him down?
nothing, trees don't talk
there was a batch of muffins in the oven
one muffin said to another "wow it sure is hot in here"
the other said "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!" |
The muffin one is funny
Edited by Visitor13 - October 08 2007 at 16:13
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Shakespeare
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Posted: October 08 2007 at 16:17 |
moreitsythanyou wrote:
What's Mike Patton's favorite Jethro Tull song?
Mr. Bungle in the Jungle!
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It's funny because in my area, the PC party leader's name is "Mike Patton"... He's a bad joke too hurrrr.
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Leningrad
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 00:28 |
Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. "Where's my tractor!?"
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Novalis
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 00:57 |
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A man runs home yelling to his wife:
"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!"
Wife:
"Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?!"
The husband replies:
"I don't care, just be outta here by 5!"
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martinprog77
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 04:44 |
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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.
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martinprog77
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 04:46 |
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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.
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martinprog77
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 04:51 |
two girls in school and l one said ''that guy is a virgin '
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and her friend said ''how do you know ?''
she responds ''he listen to progressive rock''
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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.
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martinprog77
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 04:55 |
Q how do you spell pretentious /
A EMERSON LAKE & PALMER
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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.
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Syzygy
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 05:13 |
A truck full of terrapins crashed into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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toolis
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 07:21 |
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Q:What did "0" said to "8"?
A:Nice belt!
Edited by toolis - October 11 2007 at 02:25
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Shakespeare
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Posted: October 09 2007 at 08:28 |
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!!! LMOA ROFL HAHAHA OMG OMFG !!!!111lkj1li1lLALWl
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toolis
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Posted: October 11 2007 at 02:45 |
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someone mentioned a Zappa joke in one of the previous pages and i remembered a Ozzy one...
in one of his interviews he described a session with his therapist and he said that the doctor would play mindgames with him but poor guy didn't know who he was dealing with:
-Doctor: Do you masturbate?
-Ozzy: Do you breathe? (!!!!!!!!)
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Shakespeare
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Posted: October 11 2007 at 14:35 |
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I didn't just make this up now, my uncle finds this one of the best jokes ever told:
Q: Why did the fly land on the twig?
A: Because God loves Arnold.
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cynthiasmallet
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Posted: October 11 2007 at 15:19 |
So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.....
I'm sorry, that was in poor taste. 
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Would you like to watch TV, or get between the sheets, or contemplate the silent freeway, would you like something to eat?
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Dean
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Posted: October 11 2007 at 15:26 |
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