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Is it safe to put hair gel somewhere else?

markosherrera wrote: Cuncuna Do you know about other prophecies of end of humanity and mayas prophecys?

I've read some fiercy replies from you to some female members (... ), so I guess your own humanity is about to be ended. That would explain your endless efforts. I also think that the world is going to end if industrially growth chickens disappear. People is really used to eat tortured birds, and that brings balance to society, since it fulfils the violence need of everyone. No chicken, no world. Uhm... if chickens disappear, many people will no longer have a girlfriend also. I think Nostradamus said that the world is going to end someday... "AND A DAY WILL COME IN WICH THE WORLD WILL END, AND MANY WILL SEE THAT THIS IS TRUE, BECAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD WILL BE, AND IT'LL BE A DAY, AND EVERYONE WILL BE WATCHING THIS, AND THERE'LL BE NO CHICKENS FOR PROG PEOPLE TO EAT OR LOVE". I  personally think that the world will end in 2112. If I listen it again, the sound of that high pitch voice will accelerate my particles, turning me into a giant black hole  (... ) that will suck everyone and everything (... ) and that will be the end, all due to a Rush album. Damn them.

Vompatti wrote: cuncuna wrote: Vompatti wrote: Here comes the ultimate question:Is it safe to put hair gel somewhere else? I've tried this myself. As far as I know, I used hair gel while visiting the south end of my country. Naturally, I spent many nights somewhere else ans somewhere else's somewhere else. The hair gel worked in all those lovely places. I also happen to know that it also works in Canada, according to a lady friend who's visiting Calgarly right now. Same for Sweden; I have an uncle there, and he is hairy. At least one member on each group of relatives uses it, and some of them live really far away from me. Though in the same country, I think this also proves it. I'm using hair gel right now here in Chile... and I don't even have that much hair myself!... Thanks. I tried it at my home, which is somewhere else than most places, and it didn't have any side effects. In fact, it didn't have any effects at all, so I threw it away.

But you where safe all the time. That hair gel is a very fine product. I've never experienced, for example, cuts in my skin as a result of hair gel proximity. What did happened is that many many times during the 80's I ended up looking like a complete idiot while using really dangerous 80's hair styles. I managed to stop and save myself right after a very Prince - like look. You young people know very little about this.

P.H.P. wrote: Cuncuna, would you exchange Gas for land/sea?

Why? Do you have land? because I certainly have gas right now...

cuncuna wrote: markosherrera wrote: Cuncuna Do you know about other prophecies of end of humanity and mayas prophecys? I've read some fiercy replies from you to some female members (... ), so I guess your own humanity is about to be ended. That would explain your endless efforts. I also think that the world is going to end if industrially growth chickens disappear. People is really used to eat tortured birds, and that brings balance to society, since it fulfils the violence need of everyone. No chicken, no world. Uhm... if chickens disappear, many people will no longer have a girlfriend also. I think Nostradamus said that the world is going to end someday... "AND A DAY WILL COME IN WICH THE WORLD WILL END, AND MANY WILL SEE THAT THIS IS TRUE, BECAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD WILL BE, AND IT'LL BE A DAY, AND EVERYONE WILL BE WATCHING THIS, AND THERE'LL BE NO CHICKENS FOR PROG PEOPLE TO EAT OR LOVE". I  personally think that the world will end in 2112. If I listen it again, the sound of that high pitch voice will accelerate my particles, turning me into a giant black hole  (... ) that will suck everyone and everything (... ) and that will be the end, all due to a Rush album. Damn them.

Why don't they take that psychologist lady off the TV when she clearly doesn't understand her guest, can't help her, talks offensively to her, looks mean, makes idiotic suggestions, and apparently doesn't know much about anything? 

cuncuna wrote: Vompatti wrote: Why don't they take that psychologist lady off the TV when she clearly doesn't understand her guest, can't help her, talks offensively to her, looks mean, makes idiotic suggestions, and apparently doesn't know much about anything?  Wich psychologist/lady are you talking about? is it Pilar Sordo by any chance?

Nah, it's some Finnish psychologist/lady.

cuncuna wrote: markosherrera wrote: Cuncuna Do you know about other prophecies of end of humanity and mayas prophecys? I've read some fiercy replies from you to some female members (... ), so I guess your own humanity is about to be ended. That would explain your endless efforts. I also think that the world is going to end if industrially growth chickens disappear. People is really used to eat tortured birds, and that brings balance to society, since it fulfils the violence need of everyone. No chicken, no world. Uhm... if chickens disappear, many people will no longer have a girlfriend also. I think Nostradamus said that the world is going to end someday... "AND A DAY WILL COME IN WICH THE WORLD WILL END, AND MANY WILL SEE THAT THIS IS TRUE, BECAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD WILL BE, AND IT'LL BE A DAY, AND EVERYONE WILL BE WATCHING THIS, AND THERE'LL BE NO CHICKENS FOR PROG PEOPLE TO EAT OR LOVE". I  personally think that the world will end in 2112. If I listen it again, the sound of that high pitch voice will accelerate my particles, turning me into a giant black hole  (... ) that will suck everyone and everything (... ) and that will be the end, all due to a Rush album. Damn them.

What a hilarious answer!

Cuncuna: My calculator shows me the word lose if I put in 3507 and then turn it around. Is this a request that I shall lose my calculator or is that damn gadget just teasing me?


Edited by Badabec - October 03 2007 at 19:40

Yesterday I came home from a concert half past twelve at night and heard that some people in the apartment above mine were talking loudly, so I decided to watch Blue Velvet and eat a chocolate bar. At half past three the same people were still talking. When I woke up today at half past eleven they were still talking, so I went to the library to borrow some music by Hildegard of Bingen and put money on horses. After that I bought Grand Theft Auto III and had a hamburger, fries and a Coke®. Now I'm home, it's three o'clock and those people are still talking. What I'd like to know is:

1. Are they
a) Students
b) Philosophers
c) Drunks
d) All of the above?

2. How do I get rid of them?

Cuncuna, many travel journals now claim that the price of travel to and in Chile rivals trips to Western Europe. To save money, would it be ok if I, or for that matter anybody else, stay at your house when we come to Chile?  And can we borrow the keys to the car?  We just need to run down to the store to get some bread and cerveza (restraunts too expensive). Oh, and we'll need to check our e-mail regularly.