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Leningrad 
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 Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:48 |
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Why thank you. I put no effort into it whatsoever!
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:57 |
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That's the way it shouldn't be!
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Leningrad
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Posted: September 23 2007 at 00:02 |
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Damn!
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 23 2007 at 00:05 |
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Unagreed!
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Leningrad
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Posted: September 23 2007 at 00:09 |
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
HURRRRRRR
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tardis
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Posted: September 30 2007 at 20:30 |
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A woman says to a man: "I love you."
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The Doctor
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Posted: September 30 2007 at 20:37 |
 tardis wrote:
A woman says to a man: "I love you." |
Well, Tardis, since you've been my trusted companion for what now, 1000 years, let me translate for you. When a woman says "I love you" what she really means is "nothing better has come along so far, so you'll do for now." 
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 30 2007 at 20:48 |
Chameleon wrote:
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
HURRRRRRR |
Snap
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JayDee
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Location: Elysian Fields
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Posted: October 03 2007 at 07:51 |
BABYTALK
A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother." The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"
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cuncuna
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Location: Chile
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Posted: October 03 2007 at 16:48 |
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Q: Wich sport equipment is the best comercial choice to sell?.
A: BUYCICLES.
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ĦBeware of the Bee!
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 03 2007 at 17:13 |
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
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Tapfret
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Posted: October 04 2007 at 02:58 |
What is the difference between a rooster and a Lawyer?
A rooster clucks defiance.
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Raff
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Posted: October 04 2007 at 03:16 |
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martinprog77
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Posted: October 04 2007 at 04:37 |
it was this guy in a wedding and said to the person next to him
the guy said '' the bride is really ugly ''
person next to him responds ''sir that's my daughter ''
the guy said ;''I'm sorry i didn't know you are her father ''
person next to him responds ''no ,iam her mother ''
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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.
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Time Signature
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Joined: July 20 2007
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 08:51 |
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Two blondes walked into a bar. One of them said "ouch!"
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This user has left the PA fora, but will occasionally post reviews so as to support artists.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 08:58 |
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Why are bullet manufacturing companies in constant danger?
There are a lot of people who've got a bullet with their name on it.
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Time Signature
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 09:00 |
"I never quote myself"
-Vompatti
No, wait, that's actually a good one ;-)
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This user has left the PA fora, but will occasionally post reviews so as to support artists.
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Man Erg
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 09:02 |
What is blue and white and, if it fell out of a tree onto you, it would kill you?
A fridge wearing a denim jacket 
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 09:07 |
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DAUGHTER: Mother, why did you name me Rose?
MOTHER: Because, Rose, when you were born, a rose pedal fell on your head.
DAUGHTER 2: Mother, why did you name me Tulip?
MOTHER: Because when you were born a tulip fell on your head.
SON: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
MOTHER: shut up, fridge.
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Leningrad
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Location: Canada
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Posted: October 05 2007 at 13:28 |
Shakespeare wrote:
DAUGHTER: Mother, why did you name me Rose?
MOTHER: Because, Rose, when you were born, a rose pedal fell on your head.
DAUGHTER 2: Mother, why did you name me Tulip?
MOTHER: Because when you were born a tulip fell on your head.
SON: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
MOTHER: shut up, fridge.
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I always heard it as "Shut up, cinder block."
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