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Shakespeare 
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 Posted: September 22 2007 at 09:28 |
 Chameleon wrote:
Shirley Temple goes into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you."
Shirley Temple says, "Really, you have a drink named Shirley Temple?"
The bartender replies, "Yes. Yes we do." |
You forgot the punch line. Shirley says, "Great, can I have one?"
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 09:49 |
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
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markosherrera
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:15 |
markosherrera wrote:
There was a little boy called banana he went to the jungle but one monkey caught and ate him.....
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Tragic!!
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Dim
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:20 |
a hippo walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
an alligator walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a bird walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
an elephant walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a kangaroo walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a bear walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
I like these!
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Arrrghus
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:21 |
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Three men walk into a bar and the fourth one ducks.
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Dim
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:23 |
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OW!
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Arrrghus
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:29 |
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Wanna hear a joke?
Womens' rights.
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markosherrera
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:32 |
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Its not a joke ..Christina Aguilera swallow ..but Britney sucks...
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:53 |
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Ok, ok, ok, ok, here's a great, great, great bad joke.
Phil Collins.
Naw but seriously, here's a good one.
The Whistler walks into a bar and kills everyone, slits their faces open, pours all their inner juices into a glass, distributes it evenly to all the corpses, forces it down their throats, decapitates them all, fills the top of their necks with their own eyeballs, then cuts all the major arteries of the bodies and watched the blood fill the room, then throws hot sauce on all the wounds. Suddenly the police come in and say "What in God's name is going on here?" and the Whistler goes, "JETHRO TULL!"
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activetopics
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 22:45 |
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anything that has to do with the words "your mom" or "your mother" should probably just go.
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rileydog22
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:12 |
rileydog22 wrote:
Why did Robert Fripp's birth take so long?
It took FOREVER to get the damn stool out!
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LAWL!
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:20 |
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rileydog22
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:21 |
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:26 |
activetopics wrote:
anything that has to do with the words "your mom" or "your mother" should probably just go.
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That's what she said!
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Dim
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:27 |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:35 |
Shakespeare wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
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Let's start a quote pyramid |
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damn you win |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:36 |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:37 |
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Leningrad
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:43 |
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 22 2007 at 23:45 |
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That was a really bad one, Dylan! Nice!
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