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Samir wrote: Cuncuna, where are the prog bands in Paraguay?

In your heart.

Vompatti wrote: Why are fat people hungry?

It is cheaper than trying to be Hungary.

cuncuna wrote: tardis wrote: Cuncuna, what is the source of your wisdom? Can it be marketed as a commodity? Ok, first of all, it is not wisdom, but "wisdom". There's a world of difference. As for marketing, if I decide to do so, you'll receive the bills, so don't worry.

That's not very nice!

What should I do now?

I just came home from a Jethro Tull concert (which was amazing) and on my way home these three foreign(?) girls stopped me and asked me to open a bear bottle for them. I told them to open it themselves, they said they've tried but they can't, so I humbly offered my help. It turned out they had been trying to open it with a cigarette lighter (a plastic one). I couldn't open it either so I told them to hit the bottle to something. I left and they thanked me (for no apparent reason), so I never found out if they managed to open the bottle.

And here are the questions:
1. Is it even possible to open a bottle with a lighter? If it is, should I be ashamed of myself for failing at it?
2. Was I rude/stupid/both rude and stupid when I told them to open it themselves? Should I have been more willing to help them?
3. Was it a good advice to hit the bottle to something or did I just make a fool of myself?
4. Why do I feel so bad for not being able to help them? Should I go and give them a bottle opener if they're still there?

EDIT: This whole incident confused me so much that I forgot to buy hamburgers, so now I'm hungry. However, I do not blame the girls, for they did not know I was going to buy hamburgers, and I'm sure they're very nice people. Oh, what charming girls they were!

Additional question:
5. Should I go and buy hamburgers and see if the girls are still there?


Edited by Vompatti - September 07 2007 at 16:46

Vompatti wrote: I just came home from a Jethro Tull concert (which was amazing) and on my way home these three foreign(?) girls stopped me and asked me to open a bear bottle for them. I told them to open it themselves, they said they've tried but they can't, so I humbly offered my help. It turned out they had been trying to open it with a cigarette lighter (a plastic one). I couldn't open it either so I told them to hit the bottle to something. I left and they thanked me (for no apparent reason), so I never found out if they managed to open the bottle. And here are the questions: 1. Is it even possible to open a bottle with a lighter? If it is, should I be ashamed of myself for failing at it? 2. Was I rude/stupid/both rude and stupid when I told them to open it themselves? Should I have been more willing to help them? 3. Was it a good advice to hit the bottle to something or did I just make a fool of myself? 4. Why do I feel so bad for not being able to help them? Should I go and give them a bottle opener if they're still there?EDIT: This whole incident confused me so much that I forgot to buy hamburgers, so now I'm hungry. However, I do not blame the girls, for they did not know I was going to buy hamburgers, and I'm sure they're very nice people. Oh, what charming girls they were!Additional question:5. Should I go and buy hamburgers and see if the girls are still there?

1.- Yes, off course. Hold your lighter in one hand while opening the beer using a proper device with your other hand, or hold the lighter while asking a friend to open the bottle of beer.

2.- Maybe. Perhaps you should have told them "open it yourself, please".

3.- No, that sounds manly.

4.- I think the bottle in question represents your sexapeal, and you hand unable to open the bottle represents a large amount of masturbation. You feel bad because the lighter is an endless enigma.

5.- Absolutely. Also go to the end of that street to see if it is raining there.

Cuncuna, The KLF asked this and I still need to know: What time is love?

Cuncuna, is there a Tsunami racing toward the United States right now and is it going to be large enough to reach me in the middle of the country?

cuncuna wrote: johnobvious wrote: Cuncuna, is there a Tsunami racing toward the United States right now and is it going to be large enough to reach me in the middle of the country? Yes, it will evetually get there. As for you, stay in school, dont' do drugs and excerise a bit everyday and you'll never hace to worry about no tsunami chasing you.

 

whew.... good thing I'm a good swimmer

cuncuna wrote: johnobvious wrote: Cuncuna, is there a Tsunami racing toward the United States right now and is it going to be large enough to reach me in the middle of the country? Yes, it will evetually get there. As for you, stay in school, dont' do drugs and excerise a bit everyday and you'll never hace to worry about no tsunami chasing you.

Cuncuna, I am almost 42 years old.  Are you saying I should go back to school!?  If so, what should I study?