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markosherrera
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 23:32 |
now the poor (his name is Dick crotum) that live in a humid mosquito infected land is trying to find a machette for kill each one ignoring that was an error and cut his own member trying to kill a mosquito..poor banana picker...now the chimpanzee cry
Edited by markosherrera - August 11 2007 at 23:37
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 11 2007 at 23:45 |
all the night, but nobody care about it. The destruction of the heart of the sun was the reason of all of this events, still...
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 08:25 |
something didn't seem right about his affair with Ricochet, even if his chimp would never discover them.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 10:42 |
And the chimp would discover them, for it was a clever chimp, the first
chimp ever to fully understand the ambiguity of the sentence "I sold my children
for food." *
*(Compare: "I sold it for money." "They were sold for slaves.")
Edited by Vompatti - August 12 2007 at 10:49
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 11:38 |
SO one day, while our hero birdcatcher was about to score first base with Rico, the chimp walks in and shouts something in monkey-talk, which only the birdcatcher understood.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 13:51 |
And this is what the chimp said:
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 17:44 |
I .feel strange and without menstruation.....my tits are more big now!!!!!!!...........
.. now like said nostradamus the chimp is pregnant ,and begin the new age of planet of the apes
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 00:11 |
and the humans start to create robots so they can fight the apes, but the robots doesnt obey the humans at all, so...
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 03:45 |
the apes team up with the robots and develop a new race of super ape robots.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 09:48 |
And while all this happened, The birdcatcher had reached 2nd bass with Rico.
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 14 2007 at 20:38 |
and the ape terminator
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 15 2007 at 03:59 |
got to 3rd base with both the birdcatcher and Rico.
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Posted: August 15 2007 at 04:04 |
All of a sudden,the base began to decend into what,at first, looked a large empty cavern...
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Posted: August 15 2007 at 04:07 |
...but soon turned out to be the mouth of a huge sea monster.
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Posted: August 15 2007 at 04:13 |
Littered about the floor,which turned out to be a tongue, and stalagmite-like teeth were hundreds of baseballs and monkey heads
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 15 2007 at 13:26 |
yeah ,reduced monkey heads,that are a part of macabre ritual of the members of very old secret society of savages of the dangerous jungle in the middle
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 15 2007 at 21:17 |
Suddenly, Rico yelled "Enough! You're being childish" and he ended the war. And that's the story of how Rico became so awesome. The end. New story? Ready go.
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 18 2007 at 00:33 |
Everybody ask to the Allmighty Viajero Astral about how he can get all the ladies, his secret was...
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markosherrera
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Posted: August 18 2007 at 01:09 |
The deodorant AXE with ferormones
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 18 2007 at 18:26 |
mixed with some LSD and orange juice. Still some people try to create their own...
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