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darkmatter 
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Joined: November 23 2006 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 2760 |
 Posted: July 17 2007 at 11:09 |
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Yay, kitty! |
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Guzzman
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Joined: August 21 2004 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 3563 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 12:14 |
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Why is it that I want to say something about Safex and that nice pussy
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"We've got to get in to get out"
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andu
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Joined: September 27 2006 Location: Romania Status: Offline Points: 3089 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 12:25 |
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Hey, I thought I thaw a puthycat!
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Dim
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Joined: April 17 2007 Location: Austin TX Status: Offline Points: 6890 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 12:35 |
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So I said " that's no safex label partical, THATS MY WIFE"
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fungusucantkill
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Joined: July 26 2005 Location: New Orleans Status: Offline Points: 618 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 13:14 |
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It just so happens that i misplaced all my Electrical Insulation Tapes. Thank God i found this.
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 13:14 |
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I wonder if a double sided tape would make me feel safer?
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Bj-1
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Offline Points: 31471 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 13:16 |
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Safeex - sounds like a condom
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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fungusucantkill
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Joined: July 26 2005 Location: New Orleans Status: Offline Points: 618 |
Posted: July 17 2007 at 13:19 |
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EVERYONE WAS RIGHT!@!@$!$
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 14:16 |
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Have you heard of those credit card condoms? They're supposed to prevent your credit card from sneaking into a credit card reader and breeding credit card bills.
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Easy Livin
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:10 |
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Best just to pull it out at the last minute!
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The Doctor
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 23 2005 Location: The Tardis Status: Offline Points: 8543 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:33 |
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 Or you can use the Doctor's method of safe sex: Give em a fake name.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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R o V e R
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Joined: July 13 2005 Location: India Status: Offline Points: 2747 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:38 |
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Safe Sex?
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:40 |
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My appearance is the only prophylactic I ever need.
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R o V e R
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Joined: July 13 2005 Location: India Status: Offline Points: 2747 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:41 |
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this is not off tangent man  
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:49 |
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It's not?  In that case I have no reason to be here. |
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R o V e R
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Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:50 |
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:52 |
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Safex labelling system - oh great, just what Prog needs - more
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What?
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:55 |
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I used to have all my Commodore 64 floppies labelled so I knew which games were on which floppy. I hadn't even heard of Safex then.
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Angelo
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 13244 |
Posted: August 12 2007 at 16:01 |
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GRrrmbll. They pick a name that sounds like safe sex, don't sell condoms and have no depilation tape?????
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: August 31 2007 at 16:31 |
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Sometimes at night when the thunder roars and the ghosts crawl out from under the couch and cough dust at my face I wish I had a safex system to keep me safe and sound. Sometimes I'm so afraid that I stick labels all around my apartment to exorcise evil spirits but they just look at them and laugh and say "Hey, those labels are not manufactured by SAFEX SYSTEMS, what were you thinking, you idiot?" and that's when I really wish I had a SAFEX SYSTEM, because
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