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Points: 809 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2007 at 08:35
What wobbles and flies?

A Jelly-copter
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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2007 at 08:46
Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Why do roosters not have hands?

Because chickens have no breasts....


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LOL If that makes you pinch, I'll push it a bit further: I got the joke from the eleven year old son of one of my collegues...
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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2007 at 08:53
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Why do roosters not have hands?

Because chickens have no breasts....


PinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinchPinch


LOL If that makes you pinch, I'll push it a bit further: I got the joke from the eleven year old son of one of my collegues...


That's a kid who needs Seinfeld. Wink
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2007 at 09:22
Music jokes?

What do you call a guitarist who got dumped by his girlfriend? Homeless.
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2007 at 11:33
OK so there was this guy who died and went to heaven and Peter was there and welcomed him in. He said "now, we have rooms where you will be staying for eternity. You will get to choose which room you'd like to stay in forever. Ever room has people inside of it with different level IQ, so you might want to chose one that is similar to your own IQ." so they came to a hallway with several doors. They opened the first door and two guys where having an argument about molecular genetics. The man said "wow! Way to complicated for me!" he opened the next door, two men were discussing politics. "Well..that's ok, I could live with that, what else is there?" he opened the next door and two guys were talking about sports. "Yeah! THat's great." bu he decided to check the next door, where two men simply sat in silence, drooling profusely. But he saw a last door and wondered what could possibly be stupider than drooling? He opened the door and two guys sat facing each other. The first one said "So...what size sticks do you play?"
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2007 at 16:47
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.
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Points: 2078 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2007 at 09:36
whos gonna start the chuck norris ones?
 
this isnt really a joke but none the less Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"



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Points: 2492 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2007 at 09:56

^ I always loved that Zappa quote.
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2007 at 10:17
Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

whos gonna start the chuck norris ones?

Nobody, because there isn't a bad joke about Chuck Norris. If there was, Chuck Norris would destroy it.
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So I said, "hit him over the head with a shovel..."
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Redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant


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a hippo walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
an alligator walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a bird walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
an elephant walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a kangaroo walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
a bear walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2007 at 18:59
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Why do roosters not have hands?

Because chickens have no breasts....


But chickens do have breasts. Confused
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Points: 3089 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2007 at 19:06
^ How would you know that? You perv! Shocked


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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2007 at 16:59
^ LOL

-Why did the necrophile leave her husband?
-He had turned cold.
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2007 at 19:00
A theist walks into an atheist's bar and gets beet up, the whole while protesting "I swear it was just a typo!"
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 14:42
"I'm sorry sir, but I won't blow your dog. I only do people", Crystal said.
So he had to find another balloon artist.
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Points: 1367 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 15:18
What do you call a bird that gets run over by a lawn mower?



Shredded Tweet!
Biggles was in rehab last Saturday
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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 16:15
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Q:How do you know policemen are strong?
A: Because they can hold up traffic.
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Points: 8844 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 17:15
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:


Q:How do you know policemen are strong?
A: Because they can hold up traffic.


Are you calling Steve Winwood fat?

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