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Topic: The Emporer has no clothes!! Posted: August 27 2004 at 11:22 |
As a offshoot from Cert's "what are you reading" thread, this....
There are certain books which are considered essential reading. Books about which a degree of knowledge is required in order not to embarrass one's self in educated company.
What self-respecting literate person would openly admit, for instance, to not having read "To Kill a Mocking Bird"? Who amongst us would be comfortable saying, "what's that "Catcher in the Rye" all about?" or "Lord of the Rings? I prefer the film!"?
Well folks, I dare to call a spade a spade, "Catch 22" is a pile of crap!!!!
Three times I've attempted to read this long winded tripe. Once I got as far as page 250 (of my paperback copy) and still I couldn't force myself to finish it. The opening chapters are, I confess, unputdownable, but they soon give way to some pretty labourious reading, which in no time becomes unpickupable.
"But Em", cry my friends in disbelief, "It's a classic, everybody knows that!" Well, "classic my arse" I say! If ever a book cried out for some merciless editting it's this one. Someone should have taken Heller to one side early on and told him less is more.
Heresy? Perhaps, but I'll be damned if I'm going to pretend to love this book just to avoid being labelled a Philistine.
So here's your chance people. Be brave (as a few of you were about "Dark Side of the Moon" a couple of weeks ago.). Which literary emporers have no clothes in your opinion? Let rip, and I'll just brace myself for the indignant onslaught of the Hellerites.
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 12:52 |
I read Catch 22 many, I repeat, many years ago. Damned if I remember anything past the meaning of the term "Catch 22" and the part were the guy gets cut in half by the propeller. Ugh!
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 14:11 |
Thats how I felt when I read Farhenheit 451... so confusing. Then I thought.. I'll see the movie, maybe it will clear some things up.. However, the movie was a lot more confusing than the book...
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 15:50 |
I haven't read Catch 22 (yet), as I prefer Scientific (Fiction or Fact) to real literature - but my other half felt moved to say this;
I ’m not a hellerite, and this isn’t an onslaught – but I adore Catch 22. Yep, its long, yep its confusing – but it is, after all meant to be: chaotic, yet completely circular. The structure of the book mirrors the concept of "Catch 22".
But, hey, I’ve read some of Heller’s other junk and I’m beginning to think this was a fluke
Classics that really are a piece of junk? Finnegan’s Wake gets my vote!
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 16:10 |
Certif1ed wrote:
I haven't read Catch 22 (yet), as I prefer Scientific (Fiction or Fact) to real literature - but my other half felt moved to say this;
I ’m not a hellerite, and this isn’t an onslaught – but I adore Catch 22. Yep, its long, yep its confusing – but it is, after all meant to be: chaotic, yet completely circular. The structure of the book mirrors the concept of "Catch 22".
But, hey, I’ve read some of Heller’s other junk and I’m beginning to think this was a fluke
Classics that really are a piece of junk? Finnegan’s Wake gets my vote!
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I think it's a chemestry thing with Heller and I. It's not so much confussing as it's a major major bore. (get it?)
Missus giving me earache...moan.."Internet widow"..... blah blah....I'll get back to you later.
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 17:31 |
Heh! I've got two computers networked side by side, so we surf simultaneously!
Sometimes Katherine (my little one) joins in the fun...
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 18:27 |
threefates wrote:
Thats how I felt when I read Farhenheit 451... so confusing. Then I thought.. I'll see the movie, maybe it will clear some things up.. However, the movie was a lot more confusing than the book...
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If David Bryne had read Farhenheit 451, he would have changed the lyrics to "Burning Down the House."
Dreams walking in broad daylight Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees Burning down the house
This is totally nerd crap: Paper does not begin to alight until it reaches 451 degrees Farhenheit (Hence the name of the book). A mere 365 degree would not, therefore, Burn Down The House or even singe the curtains. Duh!
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 20:00 |
this is a dangerous thread for a contentious ba**ard like me
"Finnegan's Wake" is an amazing book with almost unlimited levels of interpretation; it's tougher to penetrate than "Ulysses" but also easier to read. When I was an undergrad, I looked forward for two years to taking the 400-level course on Joyce's work that was being offered...by the time I had the requirements to take the class, it had been replaced by a course on Toni Morrison (who is a capable writer on gender and race, but by no means comparable to Joyce). I don't love FW as much as some of my other favorite books, but if I could take one work with me to a desert island, it would certainly be in the final four. If you're a fan of Nabokov's word games or W. S. Burroughs' stream-of-consciousness, FW takes it all much deeper and adds enough historical and literary reference to keep annotators busy for decades. You don't have to like it, but it's one of the finest works ever written. Period.
danbo: I'm not sure what the lyrics do mean, but I'm pretty sure David Byrne wasn't talking about an actual fire (or even a fraternity party). I'd have to guess that he was familiar with the book (or film), and probably could have used 451 instead of 365- the syllables are the same, so it wouldn't have changed the rhythm one bit.
On the other hand, "Catch-22" I could take or leave. Heller is a pretty decent writer but there have been better works on similar themes. Coincidentally (since I started by talking about Joyce), my favorite Heller piece is "Portrait of the Artist as an Old Man" in which he does a bit of self-criticism on "Catch-22" as well as poignantly portraying the shadow it cast over the rest of his life.
Now for my entry: why are so many people reading Robert Jordan? I'm a slightly sheepish fantasy fan; my feeling about fantasy fiction is similar to my feeling about prog...there's a lot of great stuff that doesn't deserve all the kneejerk criticism it usually gets, but also plenty of works that the fans like to praise inordinately. And just about every person I've talk to about fantasy fiction over the past ten years has praised Jordan...despite the fact that he's barely capable of writing his endorsement on the checks publishers send him, let alone a multi-volume work of fiction. I had the same feeling reading "Wheel of Time" that I had the first time I picked up an L. Ron Hubbard 'book'- basically, the feeling that I was being scammed.
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 23:25 |
Well I'm sure you guys won't be surprised when I tell you the actual only things I've read consistently the last few years has been Anne Rice. And not cause I think she's such a great writer.. a great imagination... but not such a great writer.. but her books are addicting. And after giving Louis.. Brad Pitt's face.. it made it a lot more fun to read....
I've also read most of her erotic novels.... but they aren't really all that erotic to me... and they bored me to tears...
But her Lestat and Mayfair witches novels are very imaginative...and I just love vampire novels anyway...
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Posted: August 28 2004 at 02:05 |
ever read "The Last Days of Christ the Vampire" by J. G. Eccarius ?
how about LeFanu's "Carmilla"?
next to Stoker, they're my favorite vampire books
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Posted: August 28 2004 at 11:51 |
PERSONALLY I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THIS THRAED HAS TO DO WITH UNDERCLAD MONARCHS.
BUT I RATHER LIKE "THE WIZARD OF ID" STRIPS MYSELF
THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MOVIE SOME YEARS AGO with the voice of PAUL WILLIAMS AS THE KING!!! BUT IT NEVER EVENTUATED
AH!! to SEE THE KING ,RODNEY,THE WIZ, BLANCHE...ETC
gee!!what an intellectual powerhouse i am
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Posted: August 28 2004 at 12:15 |
Wizard of ID is my sort of humour Dude, excellent stuff. "The peasants are revolting", "they sure are" and all that.
There was a great one where one of the subjects was about to be hanged. "Mercy, mercy!" he pleaded to the king.
The king sent him off to the gallows saying, "They don't usually thank me!"
Also love Hagar the horrible, BC etc.
Maybe just as well the film didn't materialise, these cartoons usually lose something when they are animated. ("Garfield" "Dilbert" etc.)
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Posted: August 28 2004 at 12:35 |
James Lee wrote:
ever read "The Last Days of Christ the Vampire" by J. G. Eccarius ?
how about LeFanu's "Carmilla"?
next to Stoker, they're my favorite vampire books
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No, I haven't read either of those.. but I will now look for them. Thanks, James!
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Posted: August 28 2004 at 18:43 |
Reply to James
Just wanted to add my own views on Finnegans Wake other than my dismissive 'junk' of before
I haven't previously met many defenders of this book! I took my degree in English literature and studied Joyce as one of my authors. Only one of my tutors at Oxford loved it; a die-hard Joyce fan. While I would never contest that Joyce is an amazing author I think Finnegan's Wake is a classic case of experimentalism being taken too far. I've seen it with the very best of writers and, I may add, the best of bands.
While I think it is possible to defend Finnegan's Wake for the very reasons James has, I personally find that it's lost its raison d'etre. Is this novel really a joy to read? It's a novel for which most people have to check the annonations twenty times every page before they can even understand what's being said! I find this rather destroys its readability. Let's face it, there aren't many about now who are educated to the same standard as Joyce and have the luxury of being able to understand his allusions without such aid.
Sorry for the hijack, as this isn't my board: I'm force fed prog by Certified
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 03:23 |
hehe- thanks for the candor Verity
I guess being of Irish descent helps but I admit I have a personal bias towards experimental works (books and music alike)...but I definitely agree that FW is pretty convoluted and dense even for lit nerds like me. I do get a lot of honest pleasure from it, though, and it really isn't any more difficult to follow than Faulkner's "Sound and Fury", or the more stream-of-consciouness sections of "Ulysses". I actually believe it's an easier read than "The Canterbury Tales" or "The Inferno", both of which depend on loads of extra references to make them comprehensible. I'm definitely not saying I'd recommend FW for casual reading, either for the general public or more accomplished readers.
BTW I love Johnny Hart's "B.C." strip, and I hope they never make an animated film version
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 03:25 |
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 03:26 |
James: Couldn't agree more about FW, although on a slightly pedantic note, it's "Finnegans Wake", not "Finnegan's Wake" (Cert's used both versions in his post). The ultimate literary word play in my opinion. The title appears to mean "the party thrown after Finnegan's funeral", but actually means "oppressed members of the Finnegan familly awaken after the oppressive bastard's death". What a difference an apostrophe makes!
Later, if I feel up to it, I shall give my views on sci-fi fantasy in general, though "contentious" doesn't even begin to describe them.
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 12:09 |
emdiar wrote:
As a offshoot from Cert's "what are you reading" thread, this....
There are certain books which are considered essential reading. Books about which a degree of knowledge is required in order not to embarrass one's self in educated company.
What self-respecting literate person would openly admit, for instance, to not having read "To Kill a Mocking Bird"? Who amongst us would be comfortable saying, "what's that "Catcher in the Rye" all about?" |
Hi, Emdiar! Good topic!
Well, I'm "self-respecting" and "literate" (English Specialist's degree, U of T), but I will openly and unabashedly admit that I have never read To Kill a Mockingbird or Catcher in the Rye. I don't think that any single literary classic is "essential" or "required" reading in order to qualify as "well read." (Though a working knowledge of the Bible, Greek mythology, and some Shakespeare might qualify as a "necessary" foundation for getting all one can from Western literature.)
I concentrated heavily on British literature in getting my degree, and while I've read some classic American fiction from the "canon," one cannot be expected to have read every novel that is regarded as "canonical."
Perhaps a minor, quibbling point, but there you have it. My humble opinion.
Now (critical acclaim and literary merit or "importance" aside), I believe that taste (whether in music, beauty, art, food, film, or books, etc.) is highly individual, and this applies to classic literature fully as much as it does to newer works. I certainly did not equally enjoy everything that I was required to read at university -- far from it! Upon perusing Joyce, I was immediately put off, and when in my 20s, I tried to read War and Peace, but couldn't get into it. I also find Moby Dick to be daunting -- maybe one day!
Love that Tom Jones, Don Quixote, Vanity Fair, Barchester Towers, Jane Austen and Dickens, though!
There's a big difference in credibility and validity between "I really don't like this" and "This is crap that never should have been regarded as great, or important! What were they thinking when they put this on the course list?"
In closing, nice to "talk" to you, keep reading, and there's no shame in not having enjoyed -- or even read -- every work that is widely hailed as a "classic."
Take it easy,
Peter
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 16:02 |
To Peter, thankyou very much for your response, which I particularly value as I believe you have "retired" from debate. (only semi-retired I hope!)
I hope you don't take me for some sort of literary snob, in fact the whole point of this thread is to debunk such snobbery. My opening statements and choice of phrase ("piece of crap", "longwinded tripe..."etc) are somewhat provocative I admit. I was trying to encourage others, by example, to be brutally heretical where they feel it is deserved. It is certainly not my assertion that lovers of Heller are tasteless, or god forbid, stupid.
Catch 22 is not the only book I've thrown down in disgust, but it is the most universally acclaimed. There are also many, many worthy books which I have not read, and probably never will. What's more, I'd have more than a little trouble recounting accurately the plots of a great many so called classics I have read, to "educated company" or otherwise. My spelling is also useless!
Appreciation of literature, like all art, can only be subjective. I know what I like, and I like w.....you know the rest!
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 16:53 |
When you read, outside educational requirements, what do you PREFER? To be cerebrally stimulated or entertained? Even both... I've found some text books to be thought provoking and entertaining. A rare phenomenon?
What books do both? I really wanna know.
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