The Intelligent People's Thread

Don't worry, I'm as intelligent as they come. I even have a very small penis.


Edited by Vompatti - June 04 2007 at 16:45

Vompatti wrote: Don't worry, I'm as intelligent as they come. I even have a very small penis.

That falls in the catagory of "far more information than you needed to share."

That proves your absent-mindedness, and thus you must be a mad-scientist or something. 

It would be awesome to be a mad scientist. Maybe I am, I've just forgotten about it in my absent-mindedness.

^ Why? My name is not Richard, I'm not very small (even my penis would probably be considered average in size), my nose is really not that big (I can't fit any coins in it), I'm not a professor and I know absolutely nothing about quantum physics. I am kind of stupid looking and absent minded though.

I don't have pennies. The smallest coin I've got is 5 euro cents, and only half of it fits. I guess my nose is smaller than it looks.

I wonder in how many noses has an average coin been.


Edited by Vompatti - June 05 2007 at 13:17

On the other hand, a relatively large coin might present itself as a challenge, thus creating the urge to try to fit it in your nose. Of course they don't always fit, so I'd say that very large coins have been in very few noses, and very small coins, which would fit in many different noses, have also been in few noses, because most people don't consider it necessary to put in their noses coins so small that they obviously fit. That's why I think that the coins that have been in noses the most often are around the average size.


Edited by Vompatti - June 06 2007 at 03:20

Never trust smart people. They're the ones who think up all the great ideas that get us into trouble. That why I have a lock on my brain. Unfortunately, none on my mouth.
I.E. A constipation of thinking & A diarrhea of talking (or writing here at PA)
Darn, can't think of anything useless to add here .... Must make effort to extend post to 50 lines .... fading fading fadin fadi fad fa f ......

My nose is rather ordinary.

*cough*

JJLehto wrote: I have evolved to a point where I no longer require a nose...

Not true.  It's actually that I have evolved to the point where others (yourself included) no longer need noses. 

Vompatti wrote: We may not need noses, but don't you noseless people look kind of weird?

Only your nose knows ...