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Atomic_Rooster 
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 Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:04 |
 The Whistler wrote:
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
This..."female" human, where is it now? |
In my room with my other instruments
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This reminds of me of the Conan 'O Brian sketch where he is gonna have a barbecue with his drummer and announcer, and the announcer announces that he's got some meat in his truck. And Conan asks if it's animal meat. And the announcer asks him to define "animal."
And Conan says an animal is anything that doesn't beg for mercy when you cook it. And the announcer gets reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal quiet... |
I broke her like a horse, so she won't be begging any time soon.
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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The Whistler
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Location: LA, CA
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:05 |
Proletariat wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Proletariat wrote:
we need to write an epic about the n00b-cult that we created and then gain followers through a series of .1 second subliminal TV adds. |
Uh, yeah...that would require money, power, technical skills, charm, or some combination of the two. Which none of us possess in spades, if at all.
Although that's a pretty good idea; I wonder why Yes never tried that. |
They did, how did you think they got people to listen to 90125 |
Nah...Big Generator, that's where the money is.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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rileydog22
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:07 |
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
This..."female" human, where is it now? |
In my room with my other instruments
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This reminds of me of the Conan 'O Brian sketch where he is gonna have a barbecue with his drummer and announcer, and the announcer announces that he's got some meat in his truck. And Conan asks if it's animal meat. And the announcer asks him to define "animal."
And Conan says an animal is anything that doesn't beg for mercy when you cook it. And the announcer gets reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal quiet... |
I broke her like a horse, so she won't be begging any time soon.
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:08 |
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
This..."female" human, where is it now? |
In my room with my other instruments
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This reminds of me of the Conan 'O Brian sketch where he is gonna have a barbecue with his drummer and announcer, and the announcer announces that he's got some meat in his truck. And Conan asks if it's animal meat. And the announcer asks him to define "animal."
And Conan says an animal is anything that doesn't beg for mercy when you cook it. And the announcer gets reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal quiet... |
I broke her like a horse, so she won't be begging any time soon.
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Dude, you are sick...which is why we love you!
GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!!!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Proletariat
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Joined: March 30 2007
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:10 |
The Whistler wrote:
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
This..."female" human, where is it now? |
In my room with my other instruments
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This reminds of me of the Conan 'O Brian sketch where he is gonna have a barbecue with his drummer and announcer, and the announcer announces that he's got some meat in his truck. And Conan asks if it's animal meat. And the announcer asks him to define "animal."
And Conan says an animal is anything that doesn't beg for mercy when you cook it. And the announcer gets reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal quiet... |
I broke her like a horse, so she won't be begging any time soon.
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Dude, you are sick...which is why we love you!
GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!!! |
ooh double nothing
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who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:15 |
Hey now, that's not true! All band members are paid generously in Nooby-o's, the official cereal of the band!
Yes friends, the breakfast that puts us down in the morning, and gets us up at night, giving you the all the essential vitamins and nutrients that the average dead hobo would provide (non-refundable)!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:19 |
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sweet, double rations for the Rooster!
but none for the girl; only one thing she gets fed and it starts with "back of the hand"
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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The Whistler
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 02:21 |
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Bastille Dude
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 04:09 |
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I'm writing a rock opera about how The Mob Rules RULES!
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DEATH TO FALSE PROG!
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rileydog22
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Posted: June 03 2007 at 13:50 |
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We should write a rock opera about how Atomic Rooster started out as a well-intentioned guy, but between his father's death in the war, his over-controlling mom, his evil teachers at school, and his girlfriend cheating on him he was transformed into a monster who captures and tortures members of the opposite sex.
Just an idea I had....
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Atomic_Rooster
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Location: United States
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 00:26 |
rileydog22 wrote:
We should write a rock opera about how Atomic Rooster started out as a well-intentioned guy, but between his father's death in the war, his over-controlling mom, his evil teachers at school, and his girlfriend cheating on him he was transformed into a monster who captures and tortures members of the opposite sex.
Just an idea I had....
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uhhhhhh.... dude... how do you know me so well? that reminds me of a play I wrote a few years back called "The Passion of the Pedo", pedo being short for pedophile.
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 00:34 |
rileydog22 wrote:
We should write a rock opera about how Atomic Rooster started out as a well-intentioned guy, but between his father's death in the war, his over-controlling mom, his evil teachers at school, and his girlfriend cheating on him he was transformed into a monster who captures and tortures members of the opposite sex. Just an idea I had....
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it's called 'The Wall'
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 00:39 |
Atavachron wrote:
rileydog22 wrote:
We should write a rock opera about how Atomic Rooster started out as a well-intentioned guy, but between his father's death in the war, his over-controlling mom, his evil teachers at school, and his girlfriend cheating on him he was transformed into a monster who captures and tortures members of the opposite sex. Just an idea I had....
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it's called 'The Wall'
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I ain't no Roger Waters, he looks like Richard Gere (who paid money for a prostitute in Pretty Woman, and why would I pay for one if I have a bag and a big stick?)
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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The Whistler
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 00:56 |
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Hey now guys, no fighting in the Noobs thread, we don't believe in that here...take it to the Gray Room or something.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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rileydog22
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 00:59 |
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No fighting?!?! I quit....as soon as I'm done with Rooster's victim.
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The Whistler
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 01:01 |
Leave some for the rest of us! It's the only human contact we're capable of getting at this point...
Wait a second! Rooster, this isn't a girl! It's a goat! Oh crap...not again...
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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rileydog22
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 01:03 |
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I thought something was weird about her.....
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 01:07 |
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no that's just the llama i caught around the same time, the girl's in the other closet.
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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The Whistler
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Location: LA, CA
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 01:14 |
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
no that's just the llama i caught around the same time, the girl's in the other closet. |
Actually, I think that one's my ex-wife.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Atomic_Rooster
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Location: United States
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Posted: June 04 2007 at 01:16 |
The Whistler wrote:
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
no that's just the llama i caught around the same time, the girl's in the other closet. |
Actually, I think that one's my ex-wife. |
ahhhhh, take her back! the things i did with that llama...
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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