Which weapon would you grab to slay a dragon?

I would use the FF summon ice goddess Shiva so she would freeze the dragon and with my spear i would try to break the block of ice into pieces which doesnt last long since the spear breaks in half then i would try to use my claymore but since its so heavy i cant lift so its worthless and in the end after all that time wasted the ice would  be melted below his head and there i would chop his head of with a double axe since he cant breath fire while his body in under ice and those are the weapons i would use to slay a dragon jeje

Edited by LionHeart03 - May 16 2007 at 13:46

Is this a geek contest? 

Ok. I'd use a vorpal falchion to cut off his head and then I would smash his body to pieces with a Megaton Hammer. I would finish the job by burning the scattered body parts with a bunch of magic missiles.

Here is a falchion :



And Vorpal is a magical property meaning that I behead anyone I critically hit.

Nice touch with the Megaton Hammer, Bern 

I think I'd use a 3 Sided Axe...the dragon would be too confused to know what's happening

The Whistler wrote: This man:

I think you mis-read the question - he asked which "weapon" not "tool"

Bern wrote: Here is a falchion : And Vorpal is a magical property meaning that I behead anyone I critically hit.

AAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I voted spear, because it's the closest option to lance, a dragonlance to be specific, a footman's lance, unless I was riding dragon-back, then of course a mounted "Greater Dragonlance".

I'd ask it if Radiohead is prog.

cuncuna wrote: Pollution.

Yes.

Heptade wrote: Er, what an odd question. But yes, Dio could do the trick, although he'd be more likely to have sex with it and ride it through the heavens over the silver mountain.

Edited by The Whistler - May 23 2007 at 03:52