The Supernatural Thread

This is a thread about personal experiences about the supernatural, and just plain ol' discussion about supernatural occurrences in general.

I for one have witnessed some pretty weird things (even when sober)

Proletariat wrote: Dude there is a man-bear-pig living in the swamp behind my house.

I would be more than willing to help you catch it, if it has gray tusks, then we each get one really crappy wish, like a coupon to cduniverse or something like that, or so i hear

maybe you guys would be better off catching the man-bear-pig and then asking it for some weed, it would make the catching part easier  and you would get some free reefers out of it, if it didn't kill you while you were stoned that is.

well, I recommend using a net crafted from the beard of bearded woman, wish-granting-creatures are mildly allergic to woman-facial hair; it worked when I captured that pond nymph ( oh yes!) in the creek behind my house - you can guess what I spent my wishes on

The only supernatural I've experienced:

Proletariat wrote:

Exactly

Proletariat wrote: The Miracle wrote: The only supernatural I've experienced: and did you catch it?

looks a bit like that pond nymph...

that was a seriously disappointing album, so I would recommend throwing it back, as it is incapable of granting any of your wishes

Atomic_Rooster wrote: Proletariat wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: Proletariat wrote:   Exactly yea         not with a ten foot poll     wait, thats a good Idea They might like a ten foot poll grossssssssssssss... but its worth it for a good crappily semi-magical net that requires frequent duct taping... I've thought about taking mine out imp hunting, but then I realized that imps are allergic to shotgun shells

except one day, hurray another way for gnomes to... errrm

well, I find that mole traps smeared with the sweat of a beautiful woman who hasn't had cosmetic surgery usually does the trick, but that can be even harder to obtain than female facial hair...

but i find that gnomes just typically aren't worth the bother, the last time my friend caught one, he asked for a girlfriend and the dumb thing made a blow-up doll out of wood for him... talk about rip-off - he still would have had his girlfriend if he hadn't stolen her sweat

hmmm... interesting, I had never considered the magic/scientific reaction of dragons and rubarb (not to mention the seritonin), and I'm an amateur Alchemist!! well... yes, we should organize a dragon hunt! - I bet they've got some pretty good crap in their holes they live in.

We can jump a homeless dragon for practice!