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The Miracle
Prog Reviewer Joined: May 29 2005 Location: hell Status: Offline Points: 28427 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 00:16 |
I'd just play sh*tty neo-prog until it bleeds.
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andu
Forum Senior Member Joined: September 27 2006 Location: Romania Status: Offline Points: 3089 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 01:36 |
... or you can bore it to death with some cheesy prog-metal with long and technical solos
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Atomic_Rooster
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 26 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1210 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 01:39 |
I would just call upon the power of Skeletor to defeat the dragon with his 3 tooth smile and steel guitar technique
Edited by Atomic_Rooster - May 14 2007 at 01:39 |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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bhikkhu
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 05:37 |
I wouldn't slay any living being. If the dragon does wrong, karma will take care of it.
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 05:44 |
Yeah, I hope the dragon eats you..
..and Steve Howe is frightening, I'd use him to slay a dragon Edited by Atavachron - May 14 2007 at 05:46 |
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video vertigo
Forum Senior Member Joined: September 17 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1930 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 05:58 |
best thread ever.
tough choice for me between mace and enchanted staff. the latter seems a bit like cheating so I'd go with a mace, but not a ball an chain type yaknow the spiky hammer more like. |
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"The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse." - Zappa
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kazansky
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 24 2006 Location: Indonesia Status: Offline Points: 5085 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 06:02 |
a sling
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The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.
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toolis
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 26 2006 Location: MacedoniaGreece Status: Offline Points: 1678 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 06:03 |
excuse me... are we in Diablo site? |
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more... -sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue... |
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Man Erg
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 06:07 |
A Sleigh
And maybe a ferret And a Stoat. Yep! A Sleigh,a Ferret and a Stoat. Edited by Man Erg - May 14 2007 at 06:10 |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 06:13 |
Rocket Launcher.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 07:12 |
The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 07:34 |
Interesing Bhuddist approach; I wonder... "OMMMM" "Bugger!" "And - OWWWW!" |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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1800iareyay
Prog Reviewer Joined: November 18 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2492 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 07:45 |
I'd use the six string axe of course |
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cookieacquired
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:00 |
I must admit I picked mace but is it the weapon mace or the spray "no date-rape" mace? For the latter would target the dragon's vunerable point, his eyes and the former would be good for some solid beating
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Sean Trane
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:09 |
A progmetal guitar shredder and his guitar. The Dragon will automatically doze off after one minute, than you can shove the guitar down his throat as he starts snoring
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Bern
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:34 |
Hugues and this thread reminded me of this :
http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23990 |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:36 |
^^ Wouldn't work...its well documented that Dragons are prog metal enthusiasts. You may be in danger of attracting more of the critters!
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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 23 2005 Location: Caerdydd Status: Offline Points: 32995 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:37 |
Did you have to post while I was doing a ^^^^ to Hugues!!!
Bugger it.......I'm not doing a "quote".
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NutterAlert
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 07 2005 Location: In transition Status: Offline Points: 2808 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:38 |
I'd ask Rico to play a concert for the dragon, that would scare it off
Only joking Rico, you're still my favourite composter. |
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Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005
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Bern
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746 |
Posted: May 14 2007 at 11:44 |
Composter? You mean he's the one who take care of your compost? |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
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