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stonebeard
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Topic: Which weapon would you grab to slay a dragon? Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:03 |
As a young farmhand and/or graying steelsmith, you must defend your quaint village from a dragon who's awaken from a deep slumber, eager to dine on manflesh. Choose your weapon and fight with honor. By the way, claymores, bows, staffs, and the two-edged axe require two hands to wield, and therefore one cannot carry a shield with them. Keep this in mind when choosing, as shields are very handy when dealing with dragons.
Edited by stonebeard - May 13 2007 at 21:09
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rileydog22
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:05 |
Short bow of course! The critical hit percentage is higher!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:06 |
Depends on what powers the enchanted staff has been imbued with.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:07 |
A double-edged Battle Axe. I prefer sharp weapons to those pansy bludgeon weapons.
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rileydog22
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:08 |
Geck0 wrote:
A double-edged Battle Axe. I prefer sharp weapons to those pansy bludgeon weapons.
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Only wusses need two edges. Real men only need one.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:11 |
I only need one too, but it's better to be safe, than sorry. Besides, the other blade is useful for opening cans of beans.
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tuxon
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:12 |
Dragon's are sucker's for riddles, so i would puzzle them with an enchanted riddle.
and than slay them with a herring
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:12 |
considering I'm a sh*tty shot and have no arm strength, enchanted staff
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:19 |
You've not seen my two-edged one-handed Battle Axe have you Stonas? I can easily use a shield with it. Here's me with my single-edger: I'm not left-handed though... that's how good I am! Here's my double-edger: Awww... poor girl...
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:21 |
Rileydog with his short bow: Nice suit!
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chamberry
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:26 |
I prefer a long bow. I wouldn't even dare come close to a dragon specially if he's surrounded by a glowing blue light.
Edited by chamberry - May 13 2007 at 21:32
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:27 |
I wouldn't go near a giant chessboard, so I guess I'm screwed!
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Bern
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:31 |
Geck0 wrote:
A double-edged Battle Axe. I prefer sharp weapons to those pansy bludgeon weapons.
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Everyone knows bludgeonning weapons totally pwn slashing weapons you n00b. I'd take a hammer any day.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:33 |
Hammers suck giant monkey balls, it's all about maiming them with a sharp object. Axes are perfect for the job.
Claymores are too bulky and heavy (my mate has one, so I know). You want small, light and fast. Give me some Shuriken as well actually.
Edited by Geck0 - May 13 2007 at 21:34
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darkmatter
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:34 |
A claymore! If I could actually lift one
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:40 |
You don't have holy water sprinkler!
You ever see that weapon? I would use it, no doubt.
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KoS
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:46 |
This cool looking longbow- too bad it's not my guy in GW.
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Bern
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 21:58 |
Geck0 wrote:
Hammers suck giant monkey balls, it's all about maiming them with a sharp object. Axes are perfect for the job.
Claymores are too bulky and heavy (my mate has one, so I know). You want small, light and fast. Give me some Shuriken as well actually.
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Imagine hitting the dragon on the head with an axe. It just splits his head in two parts and it bleeds a little bit. Now, imagine the sight of the skull of a dragon crushed by a war hammer. Way messier.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 22:07 |
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Posted: May 13 2007 at 22:09 |
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