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cuncuna
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Posted: May 07 2007 at 21:50 |
Vompatti wrote:
Do blind people sleep in the dark?
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If they want to, why not?
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tardis
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Posted: May 07 2007 at 23:10 |
Why is the world turning emo?
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Bilek
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 03:59 |
cuncuna wrote:
Bilek wrote:
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?why are turds pinched off at the end?I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?What would you use to dilute water?What should one call a male ladybird?How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?Aren't all generalizations false?Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
(sorry if I asked any of these before, I'm really too busy to search .. ANother bunch is on the way ) |
One size fits all answer: Yes, just because, but then again, no if anybody else think so.
Cheese says to himself: "I'm naked... the whole world is going to see my holes"... |
Yes/no questions are OK... but you haven't replied to the " where", " What", " Why", " How come", and " How" questions... (other than the cheese thing!)
This doesn't count
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Listen to Turkish psych/prog; you won't regret: Baris Manco,Erkin Koray,Cem Karaca,Mogollar,3 Hürel,Selda,Edip Akbayram,Fikret Kizilok,Ersen (and Dadaslar) (but stick with the '70's, and 'early 80's!)
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 04:57 |
If Bukowski is God, is God Bukowski?
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Komodo dragon
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 20:29 |
What present should I bought girl that isn't my girlfriend-but i hope she would be one day-for her 20 birthday?
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 01:35 |
tardis wrote:
Why is the world turning emo?
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I don't think so. Emos are emo, but I truly believe they have enough brain to turn by themselves.
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 01:36 |
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 01:38 |
Komodo dragon wrote:
What present should I bought girl that isn't my girlfriend-but i hope she would be one day-for her 20 birthday?
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Something to remind her of you, obviously. Do try the following:
a) Buy average present.
b) Place something unexpected in the average present.
* Interpretation of "something unexpected" might change from mind to mind.
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 01:40 |
Bilek wrote:
cuncuna wrote:
Bilek wrote:
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?why are turds pinched off at the end?I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?What would you use to dilute water?What should one call a male ladybird?How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?Aren't all generalizations false?Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
(sorry if I asked any of these before, I'm really too busy to search .. ANother bunch is on the way ) | One size fits all answer: Yes, just because, but then again, no if anybody else think so. Cheese says to himself: "I'm naked... the whole world is going to see my holes"... |
Yes/no questions are OK... but you haven't replied to the "where", "What", "Why", "How come", and "How" questions... (other than the cheese thing!)
This doesn't count |
All the questions are recycled. Guitar wolf for you:
Edited by cuncuna - May 10 2007 at 01:41
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 01:52 |
cuncuna wrote:
Komodo dragon wrote:
What present should I bought girl that isn't my girlfriend-but i hope she would be one day-for her 20 birthday?
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Something to remind her of you, obviously. Do try the following:
a) Buy average present.
b) Place something unexpected in the average present.
* Interpretation of "something unexpected" might change from mind to mind. |
ahhh, like that SNL digital short - **** in a box
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Bilek
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 04:06 |
- If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
- If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
- If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
- When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
- Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
- Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
- If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?
- Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
- Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?
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Listen to Turkish psych/prog; you won't regret: Baris Manco,Erkin Koray,Cem Karaca,Mogollar,3 Hürel,Selda,Edip Akbayram,Fikret Kizilok,Ersen (and Dadaslar) (but stick with the '70's, and 'early 80's!)
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 21:45 |
Dear cuncuna, were I can download some super powers?
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 21:51 |
Who is the most progressive one of all?
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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markosherrera
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 21:53 |
Can we ask about powers,to power rangers?
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tardis
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 23:32 |
Is there a purpose to this thread? If so, what is it? Will you ever host the Olympics?
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Proletariat
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 23:37 |
42?
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who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 11 2007 at 00:12 |
Proletariat wrote:
42? |
That is interesting.
4 X 2 = 8
4 : 2 = 2
4 + 2 = 6
4 - 2 = 2
8 + 2 + 6 + 2 = 18
8 - 2 - 6 - 2 = -2
8 X 2 X 6 X 2 = 192
8 : 2 : 6 : 2 = 0.333333333333333333333333
And that's why they murdered your dog.
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 11 2007 at 00:13 |
tardis wrote:
Is there a purpose to this thread? If so, what is it? Will you ever host the Olympics?
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To provide "help" to those who "need it".
I would love to, but it is a rather abstract concept to allow in my house.
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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cuncuna
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Posted: May 11 2007 at 00:16 |
Viajero Astral wrote:
Dear cuncuna, were I can download some super powers?
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The most obvious choice would be superheroe's DNA. You would have to drink it, wich is some sort of down - load. For what I've heard, many superheroes end up in jail, where they are more than happy to share their superpowers even to those who don't want to have superpowers in the first place. (And not in the second place as well).
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 11 2007 at 00:16 |
why did my parents name me Cletus McFetus?
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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