The Intelligent People's Thread

king of Siam wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: you probably don't really want me to answer that... it'll make you regret the many buffalo penises you've already enjoyed. So it's the meat supplier that not even McDonald's would use.

If by that you are referring to the dumpster outside my building, then you are correct

Dumpster outside your building?

JJLehto wrote: Dumpster outside your building? Oh, well I'm relieved.....Ive eaten out of places ALOT worse than that...

but have you ever eaten buffalo penis from those places?

puma wrote: 1. I do all my own laundry 2. I put my bread in the fridge so it stays good longer 3. I can throw knives all cool-like 4. My signature picture is Jon Lord 5. I'm in a prog band

excellent, you could be useful for when I take over America.  Welcome aboard and have a complimentary buffalo penis and glass of pasteurized cow lactations

Time for a contribution to this marvelous thread!

Firepuck wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: JJLehto wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: JJLehto wrote: Howd you know!? It's ok though....I already got the answers. I would discuss it, but I don't think US history is intelligent enough for this thread. yeah... America hasn't made the most intelligent decisions in the past. But it'll all change when I'm King   I will now use my great political knowledge to predict the future: 2008: Hillary Clinton WILL be elected President. She will be defeated for re-election by Tiki Barber 2012-2020: Tiki Barber is President 2020-2028: Stephen Colbert becomes President (as a joke gone too far) 2028: Stonebeard is elected President. 2029: He is overthrown by Atomic Rooster who rules as King Excellent (arches fingers) My coup will involve a community of prog fans and an island hopping campaign (as well as future in-fighting in the Carribean and the invasion of Canada)   SAY WHAT!!! I am a mouse and I shall ROAR!   Oh wait a second, 2029? By then we shall be a collection of independent states each struggling to protect what natural resources it has left.   Should be a cake walk.   (Opens a world class Okanagan Pinot Noir and drinks heartily)

Yes, I'm hoping that Quebec will secede and the ensuing turmoil (civil war perhaps) will allow me to pick off the fractured states via economic (forcing them to become states of the United States) or more forceful means

yeah, good to know... I guess I'll have to give up my lifestyle for awhile when I conquer US and Canada (sighs* - is it even worth it?)

too bad you were ousted, we could've ganged up on South America and then be rulers of the Western Hemisphere

well... ok, I would've waited a month or two and then attacked the Eastern Hemisphere, but I can't help it; I'm just a man.

But we could've utilized satellites to launch strategic nukes on highly populated areas in Europe and Asia (not so much Africa, as they're still in bad shape economically and militarily).  Then we use careful diplomacy to convince various parties that some other country was responsible.  Then, while they're ganging up on the scape goat, we blitzkrieg with nukes and aerial assault, setting up military bases in the conquered coastal countries we take first, and using their population and resources as a buffer against retaliation.

... if only you hadn't been ousted (dam buffalo penis)... we could plot for you to regain control of Central America perhaps...

...excellent... now we just have to decide which of the Central/South American countries is the weakest

perhaps I'll start a thread where we can plot our take over

By this post I declare my intentions of joining this exclusive club
here I go

1. I have a Les Paul
2. One of my armpits smells better than the other
3. I never ever glid before
4. My second name can only be pronounced by bullimic dogs
5. I know someone who knows someone that knows Fripp (and this is more true than the rest)