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JJLehto 
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Howd you know!?
It's ok though....I already got the answers. I would discuss it, but I don't think US history is intelligent enough for this thread.
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 20:52 |
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I Want In.
1. My favorite foods are the most unhealthy foods possible, because I am smart enough to realise this is natures way of killing off people.
2. I have long hair because I am smart enough to not waste money on a hair cut, nor any personal hair cut kit of any kind.
3. I wear glasses = supreme intelligence.
4. When I was a kid, I blew things up and melted everything I could find, from ants to action figures, thus signifying the genius to come in my adulthood.
5. When I fart consistently for too long, I am quick enough to decide this means I have to take a
 pretty soon, and I do, and I enjoy it.Edited by The Lost Chord - May 08 2007 at 20:53 |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:01 |
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I would say that you're in based solely on numbers 3 (also sporting a pair of supreme intelligence) and 5 (doesn't look too good when an intelligent person craps his pants) |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:02 |
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yeah... America hasn't made the most intelligent decisions in the past. But it'll all change when I'm King |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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rileydog22
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:05 |
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Number four is Frank Zappa in a nutshell! |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:14 |
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I love me some Zappa
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rileydog22
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Of course... No member of the Intelligent People's Thread could dislike Zappa. |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:54 |
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I love me some Beefheart
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:01 |
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I will now use my great political knowledge to predict the future:
2008: Hillary Clinton WILL be elected President.
She will be defeated for re-election by Tiki Barber
2012-2020: Tiki Barber is President
2020-2028: Stephen Colbert becomes President (as a joke gone too far)
2028: Stonebeard is elected President.
2029: He is overthrown by Atomic Rooster who rules as King
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rileydog22
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That's right, the Atomic Rooster, fast and bulbous! Also, a tin tear-drop. |
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Atomic_Rooster
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Excellent (arches fingers) My coup will involve a community of prog fans and an island hopping campaign (as well as future in-fighting in the Carribean and the invasion of Canada) |
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:09 |
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Yup, the biggest shame is...Stonebeard will be the one to end global poverty, create eternal world peace. There will be no more wars! And the human race will become one with our planet.... Good luck when you become King though! Remember the small people before you crush them man.
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:27 |
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YES IM IN YES!!!!!!!
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:30 |
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Yes, have a buffalo penis and some salmon egg cheesecake. Oh, and fine liquor of course.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:35 |
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liquor taken from the teets of a vintage French liquor cow |
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KoS
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:38 |
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I thought it was the liquor made out
of spit? |
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:38 |
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Mmm....where do you find these delicacies Rooster?
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:44 |
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you probably don't really want me to answer that...
it'll make you regret the many buffalo penises you've already enjoyed. |
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KoS
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:47 |
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Damn!
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