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JJLehto 
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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 Posted: May 05 2007 at 23:16 |
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Atomic_Rooster
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 26 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1210
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Posted: May 06 2007 at 02:15 |
I'll pay each person on here a dollar to vote for Atomic_Rooster for president how's that for bribery  My positive qualities: Selfishness Likes cats has volunteered to be a mail order bride before is a man Very clean (2 showers a day) Political Stance: I am a totalitarian monarchist by voting for me, you are electing your next king voting rights for fowls and cats dogs will be classified as a slave race and slavery for slave races (dogs for now) will be declared legal ...thats it for now Vote me for KING OF AMERICA!
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: May 06 2007 at 22:11 |
Likes cats!
Well that's all I need, I dont give a sh*t bout the other stuff.
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Atomic_Rooster
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 26 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1210
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Posted: May 06 2007 at 22:18 |
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nice, I've spent 0 on my campaign, and I already have 2 votes (will be voting for myself)
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: May 06 2007 at 22:20 |
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If you vote for me, I'll change our economy back to a bartering system
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Atomic_Rooster
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 26 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1210
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Posted: May 06 2007 at 22:22 |
 stonebeard wrote:
If you vote for me, I'll change our economy back to a bartering system
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ahh, but if you vote for me as King, then we'll be back to a Medieval barter economy/feudal system
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Proletariat
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 30 2007
Location: United States
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Points: 1882
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Posted: May 06 2007 at 22:22 |
stonebeard wrote:
If you vote for me, I'll change our economy back to a bartering system |
Hell yes
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who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: May 07 2007 at 14:37 |
stonebeard wrote:
If you vote for me, I'll change our economy back to a bartering system |
 Well it's offical. You my friend are running for President in 2028....and you don't even have to worry about it. I'll start on your campaign now,I got it taken care of. In 21 years all you have to do is show up to the White House and it'll be ready for you.
Any possible opponents you want me to smear with doctored photos of them beating puppies and eating babies??
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King of Loss
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 21 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Status: Offline
Points: 16892
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Posted: May 07 2007 at 22:36 |
If you vote for me, Gildenlow will be declared the state religion!
Political Stances:
Economy: f**k Capitalists, we need to kill them all.
Education: Promote Hard math and science, kill those we don't obey the Gildenlow.
Athletics: Only several sports are allowed and football is mandatory, who plays american football will be stoned to death.
Foreign Policy: Burn all our tanks, airplanes and build new ones that honor the leader and Gildenlow.
Music Policy: Promote Progressive Music, ban all content including Rap, Emo, Hip Hop, etc. All those who don't follow will be stoned.
Voting Policy, human rights: There will be a good amount of this, but voting is prohibited and those who do will be stoned.
Complainers also will be stoned for complaining about The leader and Gildenlow.
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: May 07 2007 at 23:19 |
2012 I am starting a write in campaign for Tiki Barber!
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Equality 7-2521
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 11 2005
Location: Philly
Status: Offline
Points: 15784
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 10:42 |
JJLehto wrote:
Ha...so true.
This is becoming general in nature...back to candidates.
This is a serious question: If Stephen Colbert ran how many votes do you think he would he get?
Just look at his following....and you know he'd get a sh*t load of
votes from alienated teens/stoners/and asses that think it'd be funny
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He'd get about 3 votes. The people who would be stupid enough to vote for him probably wouldn't be able to pull the right lever.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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rileydog22
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Points: 8844
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:03 |
JJLehto wrote:
2012 I am starting a write in campaign for Tiki Barber! |
Tiki ditched us (Giants fans) this year, what makes you think he won't ditch us (the US) again?
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:48 |
rileydog22 wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
2012 I am starting a write in campaign for Tiki Barber! |
Tiki ditched us (Giants fans) this year, what makes you think he won't ditch us (the US) again?
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 I know.....but he's a good guy, I have faith in him. And w00+ for fellow Giant Fans!
And I don't know about him at all really, but I hear Mitt Romney is really doing well. As David Letterman put it, whens the next chance we might have a President named.....Mitt.
Edited by JJLehto - May 08 2007 at 22:50
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Atomic_Rooster
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 26 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1210
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:52 |
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Bears all the way! Grossman for Congress!!
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:54 |
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
Bears all the way! Grossman for Congress!! |
You kidding? Talk about flip flopping, I bet he'll be the most inconsistent politician ever.
Edited by JJLehto - May 08 2007 at 22:54
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Atomic_Rooster
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 26 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1210
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 22:55 |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:02 |
It's alright...who am I to joke? We have Eli!
Not to get away from real politics, how about Mitt Romney?? Sounds like he has a serious chance now...
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rileydog22
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
Status: Offline
Points: 8844
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:04 |
Atomic_Rooster wrote:
Bears all the way! Grossman for Congress!!
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He'll have weeks where he passes every bill he writes, and other weeks where he couldn't pass a bill if his life depended on it.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:06 |
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Beat you to that joke Riley!
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rileydog22
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Points: 8844
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Posted: May 08 2007 at 23:08 |
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Well, back on topic, I'm writing in Fripp for Prezzz; maybe he will be merciful upon my soul after he ends the world if I vote for him.....
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