The Intelligent People's Thread - Progressive Rock Music Forum

Ricochet wrote:

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

42 ?

Edited by Man Erg - May 03 2007 at 07:52

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Atavachron wrote:

Man Erg wrote:

Ricochet wrote:

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

42 ?

You sure? I'm pretty sure the answer is Portugal.

Belgium, man, Belgium!!!

laplace wrote:

I have sublimated into pure, chocolate-flavoured intellectual energy. I now analyse music by studying the vibrations of the area immediately surrounding my hifi made out of gold-plated laplatanium.

That's not possible - following extensive studies, I discovered that chocolate-flavoured energy specfically inhibits the analysis of musical waveforms.

Now, if it had been banana-flavoured energy, you'd probably have been on something.

ON a different subject, all this talk of string theory is nonsense - even the M-string theorists don't know what they're talking about. Pocket universes, my foot - there aren't any in my pockets, and anyway, that's like saying the film "Sliding Doors" is a true-to-life documentary: Everyone knows that it's safe to assume that the Spanish Inquisition is now over - and that is the only factual part of the whole film, and hence part of my unified theory of everything.

I mean, a dweeb like Colin Hannah copping off with Gwyneth Paltrow?

The universe, sorry, this universe didn't start with a big bang - it was some guy in a previously existing universe who'd just finished building a massive supercomputer capable of simulating entire universes in a virtual reality field, and he dropped the exploding particle in as a joke, to give any life-forms capable of observation something to keep them occupied so they'd constantly be looking in the wrong places for all the answers.

He also invented super turtles.

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

alright, picked up another sack of bull penises!

Everyone who posted a list of 5 things is now an official member and will be added to the member roster!

and Certif1ed has been added too because of his awesome discourse on his extensive studies

I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

1. I listen to prog and managed to get women to like it and still love me.

2. I got hired and get paid a fortune to be allowed to roam around the PA as soon as I get a minute, and I manage to get a lot of those minutes.

3. I managed my obsessions to become even more obsessive, but being able to do them all within an evening (sex, wine drinking, prog listening, reading and smoke the fat Jamaican cigar)

4. I generally succeed to avoid looking or sounding superior by integrating jeans & Tees at work and making below-the-belt remarks, yet one of my job duties is to get across complicated safety rules to people that do not want to know them.

5. I managed to scrape up four items to get to this fifth one, and still sound intelligent enough to get accepted on this terribly arrivist and arrogant club.

Where is the 1986 Pauillac bottle?

Edited by Sean Trane - May 03 2007 at 11:07

let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword

This could be my only chance to get a bull penis!

OK, calm down, you can't screw this up. List five things, five things... ok, here goes:

56. Ummmmh....

There, I've done it

! I think...

Visitor13 wrote:

This could be my only chance to get a bull penis!

...

You might want to try with ManOverboard. I heard he's hung like a bull. You might just get a piece of it.

let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword

Man Erg wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

alright, picked up another sack of bull penises!

Everyone who posted a list of 5 things is now an official member and will be added to the member roster!

and Certif1ed has been added too because of his awesome discourse on his extensive studies

Sorry? Member roster.You didn't say anything about fowl being part of this.Is it a little red one?

uhh... maybe I should raise the intelligence requirement...
I mean, good use of your skills of deductive reasoning - Star

- gold star sticker for you!

I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Firepuck wrote:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Firepuck, himself, was permanently pissed.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bull penis today.

Pass the Pauillac

ahhh, very good very good Clap

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I do, however, love Heidegger and Wittgenstein.

Bull penises are complimentary!

I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

I really shouldn't be posting in this thread.

My only contribution is

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