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    Posted: April 04 2007 at 08:50
ILL START WITH SOME BAD JOKES
 
YO MOMMAS SO FAT!
 
SMALLER FAT WOMEN REVOLVE AROUND HER! LOL
 
 
YO MOMMAS SO FAT!
 
WHEN SHE HAULS ASS SHE HAS TO USE TWO WHEELBARROWS! Geek


Edited by DallasBryan - April 04 2007 at 10:28
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 08:55
o, oh...
ok, let's bet... how many minutes do you think this thread will last beforer closing?
-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 08:57
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MIDGET FORTUNE TELLER THAT ESCAPED PRISON?
 
NEWS REPORTS.........
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE! Pinch
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 10:02
yo' momma so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYONE.
The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 10:10
One day, Pekka was cycling.
The Road turned left, but Pekka didn't.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:01
one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:06
That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:08
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again
 
 
So stupid and gross it's funny.LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:34
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:39
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again


More, More potato please!! LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 05 2007 at 06:11
Yo' Momma 's so fat, dogs play frisbee on her body! LOL
Mesmo a tristeza da gente era mais bela
E além disso se via da janela
Um cantinho de céu e o Redentor

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 05 2007 at 06:38
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work ?


 A  Stick ! Ouch
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2007 at 15:58
Velcro...What a rip off!

As i was getting into my car,this bloke says to me "can you give me a lift?" I said "sure,you look great,the world's you're oyster,go for it!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2007 at 16:31
Originally posted by progismylife progismylife wrote:

There is already a thread like this Stern%20Smile

http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15908&PN=1




So?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2007 at 16:33
I saw this bloke chatting up a Cheetah, I thought he's trying to pull a fast one!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 22 2007 at 14:13
I went to the doctor & said "i have a small island with palm trees,flowers growing on it & a small sea surrounding it on my cheek!" The doctor said "It's just a beauty spot!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 22 2007 at 14:29
A woman in her late twenties has been complaining for a few years to her boyfriend that she thinks her breasts are too small.  He never made a case of it, until she came to him and said ;"I'm thinking of having implants."
 
So he came up with this idea ;
 
"I have an idea for you, he said.  Take some toilet paper, and rub your breasts with the toilet paper at least twice a day.  I can garantee you'll have bigger breasts."
 
Quizically looking at her boyfriend, the woman replied ; "What kind of nonesense is this ?  It won't do anything!!!"
 
To which the boyfriend replied ; "You should see what toilet paper has made to your butt !!!"
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 22 2007 at 14:38
After years of heavy petting without getting to the target, a young man tries to convince her girlfriend to have real sex.
"I won't" she answers "You've got to marry me!!"
The young man so rushes to his girlfriend's house, calls her daddy and tells him "Sir, I want your daughter's c**t in marriage!"
Astonished, the father replies "You'd better tell me you want her hand"
"No!" exclaims the young man "I'm pretty tired of it..."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 22 2007 at 16:27
A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's atural for men and women to do..... After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing. She felt that having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course...........

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing .. . . . . . . .









So they buried her.   LOL
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