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paolo.beenees View Drop Down

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:02

"His Eminence Metropolitan Anthony, enterprising and PROGRESSIVE spiritual leader of the Greek Orthodox Metropolis of San Francisco"

Who better than he?????

Edited by paolo.beenees - April 11 2007 at 08:03

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:04

Jim Garten wrote:

Peter Rideout wrote:

Why are so many so easily hoodwinked into following an obviously deranged, paranoid psycho shyster with a messiah complex, like Jones or Koresh or Tony R? (I guess there's no shortage of damaged, weak gullible idiots who want to join the Admin team, with the express intention of taking over the thinking and decision-making for PA members).

I do feel that's a little harsh, Peter, and as such I shall refer this post to the Admin's Inner Temple; after an appropriate sacrifice, and much burning of our 'special incense', we shall await guidance from Maani The Mighty - PA's once and future spiritual guide.

Oi! I do read some of these bullsh*t threads and puerile posts occasionally you know!!!

Now why dont you get back to playing your organ in the Admin Chapel???

... Jim is seen here in the Deleted Blackmail Threads Crypt...

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:11

Tony R wrote:

... Jim is seen here in the Deleted Blackmail Threads Crypt...

Oh dear - that is the model Hammond I've got, too...

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:15

Jim Garten wrote:

How about a nice photo of Mr Anderson...

I'm sure he'd much rather be portrayed thus.

Ian Anderson. Looking like his style-guru and maybe,spiritual leader, James Galway.

Look at the semi-pout as he anticipates blowing another fine tune on his 'breath-axe'

Edited by Man Erg - April 11 2007 at 08:19

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 10:46

bhikkhu wrote:

You are living proof that those who wish to lead are usually the least qualified to to so. A person who truly understands spiritual principles knows it is best to lead by example. People don't respond to having things shoved down their throats.

True spirituality comes from within. Eliminate the distractions, and the right path will become clear.

On the other hand, there's me. I can offer a very good deal: six months of spiritual leadership for free, exploding cheese, mineral water and penis shaped fake mountains (for you to take pictures of yourself walking around them and then have fun showing them to your friends). Call now.

The first 30 calls will receive a evry special edition of X-Men; "XXX-Men".

¡Beware of the Bee!

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 10:53

IT seems we've forgoTTen here the main poinT of discussion, which is noT IF we need a spiriTual leader but WHEN will I be annoinTed as The One.

I'm really dissapointed. I'm serious when I say: your paThs are noT clear yeT... leT me help you bring some lighT...

And I don'T charge for my services! I'll do iT from The hearT...

paolo.beenees View Drop Down

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Posted: April 11 2007 at 11:00

T is a dental consonant, normally pronounced with a considerable pressure on the incisive teeth back surface. The continuous and consistent stress provoked by the exagerated pronunciation of T makes those teeth dislocate in an unnatural position.

Shortly: we don't want neither a rabbit-like spiritual leader, nor one with an orthodontic appliance.

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Posted: April 12 2007 at 20:46

cuncuna wrote:

¡Conspiracy!. Anyway... I've been offering spiritual advice for months now in the "Ask cuncuna" thread, so vote Cuncuna. And as a first gift, I would give you a "random action" button, wich could destroy Australia, place Peter Hammill in your living room, burn yu to death or destroy all the cheese in your refrigerator...

YEAH!! CUNCUNA FOR SPIRITUAL PROG LEADER Clap

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Posted: April 12 2007 at 21:05

laplace wrote:

rileydog22 wrote:

Progarchives has become too nihilist. The spiritually enlightened ones should build a giant spaceship and fly to a faraway planet, to develop a highly advanced, spiritually guided civilization. When some Earth travelers find us, we may share our wisdom with Earthlings, but only to find ourselves oppressed. Blah blah blah, lots of marching, blah blah blah, eventually our wisdom will prevail over Earth too.

Or something like that.

hhai! ima suri dondai!

Good to see somebody caught on to that.

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Posted: April 12 2007 at 23:01

Viajero Astral wrote:

YEAH!! CUNCUNA FOR SPIRITUAL PROG LEADER Clap

What the hell is this? It's my idea and now suddenly I'm off the race???

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Posted: April 12 2007 at 23:02

elect me... ANTICHRIST

please

who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob

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Posted: April 12 2007 at 23:04

I vote HT.

My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want!

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 00:31

Maani is my spiritual leader.

Never before have I met such an inspired minister of Christianity.

and prog rock for that matter.

http://www.myspace.com/altaic
ALTAIC

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 00:34

Jim Garten wrote:

How about a nice photo of Mr Anderson...

I'm sure he'd much rather be portrayed thus.

Separated at birth?

Anton LaVey, founder of Church Of Satan.

last.fm

kazansky

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 00:35

maybe it's his alter ego

The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 02:37

I vote laplace for spiritual leader. I wonder how would that turn out.

He told you to be free and you obeyed.

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 02:39

andu wrote:

I vote laplace for spiritual leader. I wonder how would that turn out.

He told you to be free and you obeyed.

but isn't it rileydog22's sig ?

The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 02:43

Yeah, but fits so well as a LAPLACE word of wisdom

Edited by andu - April 13 2007 at 02:44

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 09:41

Proletariat wrote:

elect me... ANTICHRIST

please

No, because as Antichrist, you will turn wine back into water and that will pretty much ruin the party.

¡Beware of the Bee!

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Posted: April 13 2007 at 13:32

That's wrong.... The ANTICHRIST would've chosen a better drink to get the party going... Instead of wine, he would've turn the water into some whisky, vodka, or even better, some aguardiente or some guarapo so that people could actually SIN, you know. The same with the fishes...What's that with turning 5 fishes into thousands? The Anti-Christ would've tunred those 5 fishes into.......more alcohol!!!!

I insist: how come all this newcomers are getting the support I am not?