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dude
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Posted: March 07 2007 at 07:52 |
DEATH PAIN HURT!!!!,KILL ,MAIM,REND!!!! BLOOD!!!!....PAIN!!!!................HURT!!!....................MAIMMMMMMMM....................AHHHHHHHH...FEELING BETTER NOW..............VALIUM.........KICKING...........IN...............MMMMM....I LOVE THAT DOG....AND THE RUBBISH MAN..........mmmmmmmmmm....AND THE PRICE OF MEAT AINT SO BAD!!..........MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................
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dude
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Posted: March 07 2007 at 07:53 |
YES AS I LIKE TO SOMETIMES POINT OUT THE FIRST EVER WORDS ON THESE FORUMS WERE MINE!!!
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dude
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Posted: March 07 2007 at 07:54 |
SAD ISNT IT!!!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 07 2007 at 07:55 |
And I bet they were all in capitals & bold, too, eh?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dude
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Posted: March 07 2007 at 08:02 |
AH MY OLD MESISI...NEMENS........MENINSIS......ER!!!......THAT BAD GUY JIM!!!!
HI JIM AND ALL!!!...: )
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:30 |
Oh bugger - there goes the neighbourhood
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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progismylife
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Posted: March 12 2007 at 03:11 |
I ing hate my school and how the stupid s expect us t stay away from school for two ing weeks and then come back to the ing school after having enjoyed a nice time without them.
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The Whistler
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Posted: March 12 2007 at 03:19 |
The wizard's buildin' his EVIL TOWER to find a star? GOD he's an idiot! He'd probably need a plane!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 05:01 |
Blacksword wrote:
Geck0 wrote:
My rant for the day (and the rest of this week) is concerning...COMIC RELIEF (aka RED NOSE DAY)Our televisiions get taken over by unfunny comedians, making unfunny jokes, all for charity. Then there's the "special" series of all ready appalling programs, such as Fame Academy. Why!It was fine before when it was just one day a year, but it seems it's entrails are lasting for a whole 2 weeks!I have the same issues with Children in Need also.Of course, I realise it's all for charity and for good causes, but is it completely necessary for everyone to make a complete t**t of themselves? You can raise money for such charities and keep everything in check. It should require one day in a year for people to give money to charity, they should do it all the time.Am I being too harsh?If I see Russell Brand on the television over this period, I may have to throw a brick at the television. That stupid Little Britian advert is not funny, neither is the Vicar of Dibley one, argh!*and breathe out and relax*Phew, I feel better now.
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No, it's not just you. Comic Relief drives me up the wall! I've no problem with the cause, just the procession of back slapping, self congratulating comedians, cracking, as you say 'unfunny jokes' Friday night is my stay in night. The TV is often good on a Friday, but the drivel-e-thon that is Comic Relief, screws up my evening no end.
..and before anyone has a go at me for being mean about a charity event blah blah.. etc..I always make a contribution, usually through events that we are often emotionally blackmailed into taking part in at work.
..oh yes, of course, then there's the news reader making a cock of his or herself, doing something side splitting, that one would not normally expect someone like Bill Turnbull, John Snow or Natasha Kerplunky to be doing. Maybe they're going to shag a horse, with a big red nose on it, or perhaps sit in a bath full of worms, beans and cat sh*t, while we all phone in with our credit card details.
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It's today chaps - all take a deep breath & get those rants ready.
Personally, the first person in a large red wig & dressed as an artichoke to wave a bucket at me saying "it's for chaaaarrrrriiiittttyyyyyyy"... gets a kick in the face!
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Blacksword
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 09:17 |
I'll make sure I'm out! I dont care where. If none of my friends are around, I'll sit in the local graveyard and talk bollox with the goths.
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 12:06 |
No change there, then...
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Blacksword
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 12:12 |
Jim Garten wrote:
No change there, then... |
No. Typical Friday..
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 13:23 |
See you about 8-ish as usual then
+++sigh+++
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Blacksword
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 13:51 |
Jim Garten wrote:
See you about 8-ish as usual then
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See you there, and dont even think of wearing a red nose to wind me up..
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Wilcey
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 13:52 |
well, I am hoping to avoid it at all costs too...... we have folk coming over for a meal (I'm cooking as I type) and after they bugg*r off I will watch the last minutes of American Idol ....... much, much funnier!!!!
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glass house
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 13:55 |
Invite the red noses to Holland then .
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 14:20 |
Or just invite Peter Schmeichel round.
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 14:28 |
EVERYONE AT MY ING SCHOOL IS ON ING DRUGS!! About half my friends are throwing their lives away and doing them, and not even in moderation! I ing hate my town and how there's nothing to do here, I hate my ing generation and how they expect instant ing gratification every 5 ing seconds without any thought of consequences, I hate the "if it feels good, do it, and do it all the time without cease" ing mentality that's overtaken my peers across the entire ing nation, and I CANNOT ing wait to see all of them in their miserable ing burnt out lives on the side of the street as the ing new regime takes advantage of their hollow shells of their ing minds and beats them into ing submission!!!
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 14:33 |
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 16 2007 at 14:33 |
I cannot stand people who swear ever other word. I fully agree, Josh. I was lucky at my school, we only had a few dope smokers.
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