Members' jokes

Trickster F. wrote: Phew, no mention of me here.

Sick to be a Metal-fanboy, one day Trickster F left his home without telling anything to anybody. 12 days later he was found unconscious In The Woods...

Damn..

martinn wrote: The day James Mother, in the Hospital,went to the room and was about to give birth, the nurses, astonished, said that the kid was refusing to be born. The problem was that James thought of the procedure done by nurses to mainstream!  After long negotiation, James mother had to hire an Undercover Man named Astrid Proll, who was very Taal (like 1.98 meters!), and had a Rock attached to his Bottom! Convinced that now the procedure would be obscure enough, James finally came out...

A certain member named Zappa88 thought it was necessary to refer to some of his married co-members as 'married n00bs'. Those members use their wifes to warm the bed while they hang out in the VR to take note of such remarks. Zappa had better keep an eye out if he doesn't want to get burned rather than warmed up... 

Edited by Angelo - March 10 2007 at 14:38

Sean Trane's first gift as a child was a prototype of an "auto-reviewer".

When The T was born he was disappointed to find that he wasn't the only person in the world. He soon realized that this was a good thing, because now there were others to pay attention to him.

Chus wrote: salmacis' first word was mama (imho)

Blowies post count would go down dramatically if the review rule regarding minimal amount of words was applied to forum posts.

Bj-1 wrote: New page!

Edited by Angelo - March 11 2007 at 16:20

Mickey in ten years time trying to get a job:

Boss: so, it says here you were suspended from school for mooning?
Mickey: yeah, I'm such a f**king rebel, yeah *pulls pants down* yeah!  Eat that sucker!
Boss: Get out, NOW!
Mickey: I like to wave my dick in the wind, wooooooooooo wooooooooooooooo, yeah, the girls loved me that day, they did, woooooooooo, Ween are like so uber cool and Wayne Coyne is my f**king hero!  Wanna toke of my crayon?  Go on, have a toke of my f**king crayon, f**k yeah, nothing beats getting high, except waving my dick in the wind, yeah!
Boss: *punches Mickey IN THE FACE*
Mickey: wow, do that again, wow, just wow, listen to some krautrock man, go on.
Boss: Arrrghus!
Arrrghus: Yes boss?
Boss: Rock-out-face this loser will you?
Arrrghus: hey, it's Mickey!  Ohmygodit'sMickey, ohmygod!  *does his rock-out-face*
Boss: It's not working!
Arrrghus: of course not, we've known each other for years, he's immune to my powers!
Boss: you're fired!
Arrrghus: but boss!
Boss: get out, NOW!
Arrrghus: Mickey, you're ace man, you are!
Boss: Helen!
*out walks Helen*
Arrrghus: Oh sh*t... now I'm done for!
Helen: Oh Alex, I love you so much, sleep with me!
*Arrrghus spontaneously combusts*
Mickey: hahahaha, that was totally f**king cool, wow, awesome!  I wish Syd were here to see this!
Boss: hmmm, so you're still here are you?
Mickey: yes *pulls pants down* hahahaha, look at that smile drawn on my ass, I drew that!  Hahaha, you're such a n00b
Boss: Mike!
Mikesaga: Ah, at last we meet, all it needs is for me to out n00b him and my task is done!
Mickey: out n00b me?  You can't out n00b me!
Mikesaga: I think you'll find I already have
Mickey: shut the f**k up, n00b!
Mikesaga: you still look 14 you know
Mickey: no I don't, I'm 26!
Mike: no, you're 14, you always will be, Bern agrees with me
Bern: ah yes, me certainly does agree.  Bring out the chattes!
Mickey: no no nooo, not the chattes!
Bern: oh yes, the chattes, one touch by a chatte and your life is over
Mickey: nooooooooooooooo!
Bern: yes!  Bring out the chattes!
Chatte1: ooh Bern, j'adore le cocq!
Bern: I know I know, but be patient, touch Mickey, now!
Chatte2: oooh
Chatte1: oui, monsieur Bern!
Mike: Da Zeuhl Worst Mekanik!
*chatte 1 touches Mickey*
Mickey: noooooo nooooo arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mike: Hahahaha, da zeuhl worst mekanik, mon amis!

Geck0 wrote: Mickey in ten years time trying to get a job: Boss: so, it says here you were suspended from school for mooning? Mickey: yeah, I'm such a f**king rebel, yeah *pulls pants down* yeah!  Eat that sucker! Boss: Get out, NOW! Mickey: I like to wave my dick in the wind, wooooooooooo wooooooooooooooo, yeah, the girls loved me that day, they did, woooooooooo, Ween are like so uber cool and Wayne Coyne is my f**king hero!  Wanna toke of my crayon?  Go on, have a toke of my f**king crayon, f**k yeah, nothing beats getting high, except waving my dick in the wind, yeah! Boss: *punches Mickey IN THE FACE* Mickey: wow, do that again, wow, just wow, listen to some krautrock man, go on. Boss: Arrrghus! Arrrghus: Yes boss? Boss: Rock-out-face this loser will you? Arrrghus: hey, it's Mickey!  Ohmygodit'sMickey, ohmygod!  *does his rock-out-face* Boss: It's not working! Arrrghus: of course not, we've known each other for years, he's immune to my powers! Boss: you're fired! Arrrghus: but boss! Boss: get out, NOW! Arrrghus: Mickey, you're ace man, you are! Boss: Helen! *out walks Helen* Arrrghus: Oh sh*t... now I'm done for! Helen: Oh Alex, I love you so much, sleep with me! *Arrrghus spontaneously combusts* Mickey: hahahaha, that was totally f**king cool, wow, awesome!  I wish Syd were here to see this! Boss: hmmm, so you're still here are you? Mickey: yes *pulls pants down* hahahaha, look at that smile drawn on my ass, I drew that!  Hahaha, you're such a n00b Boss: Mike! Mikesaga: Ah, at last we meet, all it needs is for me to out n00b him and my task is done! Mickey: out n00b me?  You can't out n00b me! Mikesaga: I think you'll find I already have Mickey: shut the f**k up, n00b! Mikesaga: you still look 14 you know Mickey: no I don't, I'm 26! Mike: no, you're 14, you always will be, Bern agrees with me Bern: ah yes, me certainly does agree.  Bring out the chattes! Mickey: no no nooo, not the chattes! Bern: oh yes, the chattes, one touch by a chatte and your life is over Mickey: nooooooooooooooo! Bern: yes!  Bring out the chattes! Chatte1: ooh Bern, j'adore le cocq! Bern: I know I know, but be patient, touch Mickey, now! Chatte2: oooh Chatte1: oui, monsieur Bern! Mike: Da Zeuhl Worst Mekanik! *chatte 1 touches Mickey* Mickey: noooooo nooooo arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mike: Hahahaha, da zeuhl worst mekanik, mon amis!

Bravo to you James.

Trickster F. wrote: What is the rock out face we're talking about (requesting the source pic)?

With pleasure!