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   Is "What's the difference between a sparrow? Both of its legs are equally long, especially the left one." a good joke?

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:12
	Is "What's the difference between a sparrow? Both of its legs are equally long, especially the left one." a good joke?

Chris H Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: October 08 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Status: Offline Points: 8191	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:13
	What would you do if I said it made me cry?
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Bern Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:13
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progismylife Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:14
	Why would I answer the door in the first place?

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:15
	Why would I assume there even is a door?

Bern Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:18
	Does a house with no door really exist?
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Chris H Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: October 08 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Status: Offline Points: 8191	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:19
	Have you ever seen a door with no house?
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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:24
	Isn't every door without a house before they attach a doorless house to it?

progismylife Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:27
	Does that mean we all had a house with no door at one point in time?

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:30
	Or maybe the house was built around the door, so we didn't have a house with no door, but a door with no house?

progismylife Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:33
	Would it be a door with no house or just a door? Aren't there doors everywhere? Wouldn't that mean that a door doesn't need to be without a house? Couldn't it just go to a hardware store and attach a building to itself? Why would the house miss the door in the first place? Doesn't a house need a door/entry way to be a house? Is this too many questions in one post? Or am I just rambling on? Can you tell?

Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:35
	Why can't all houses have no doors, keeping a feeling of openness among all people and ending strife and war for ever and ever?

Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:36
	If a door is in a mall, and no one ever opens it, does the business ten miles away go bankrupt?

progismylife Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:37
	Is it because that would be discriminating against the door because he would have to conform to everybody else instead of being closed if in the circumstances described above that it would want to be closed at that specific point in time and space?

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:37
	Isn't it true that the word "door" can also refer to an entrance where there actually isn't a physical object named "door", but an empty space?

Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:38
	If it were true that such entrances existed, why would we bother with terminology, given that we would be in a state of perfect harmony?

Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:39
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progismylife Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:41
	Aren't doors a secret plan from the government to corrupt our minds by conforming to the popular belief that you are supposed to go through doors?

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:42
	But if you go through a window, does that make the window a door?

progismylife Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535	Posted: February 20 2007 at 16:43
	But what if the window is really a door that looks like a window so wouldn't that cancel out the door factor and make it a space in which you go through?