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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 15:59
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why are chairs called chairs and not gumbos or assbuckets?



CHAIR:

C = come
H = humbly
A = and
I = insert
R = retro yourself
S = spontaneously



    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 15:59
What will happen if Arnold Layne meddles with Lilywhite Lilith in the waiting room?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:01
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why are chairs called chairs and not gumbos or assbuckets?



CHAIR:

C = come
H = humbly
A = and
I = insert
R = retro yourself
S = spontaneously



    


I thought the last two were supposed to be

R = Retro
S = Self

Thanks for clarifying Cuncuna! Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:05
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:


Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why are chairs called chairs and not gumbos or assbuckets?



CHAIR:

C = come
H = humbly
A = and
I = insert
R = retro yourself
S = spontaneously



    
I thought the last two were supposed to beR = RetroS = SelfThanks for clarifying Cuncuna!


I'm a retro myself myself. Retro selfs are very important, and that is why CHAIRS were created. Any retro self must be spontaneous. People with too much retro self can experience spontaneous human combustion if they don't take care of their diet.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:06
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What will happen if Arnold Layne meddles with Lilywhite Lilith in the waiting room?


Darryl Stuermer will have a job again.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:20
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So do credit cards have a meaning?


They buy you stuff, so I guess they have some sort of meaning...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:26
What exactly does Philéas's signature symbolize?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:54
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What exactly does Philéas's signature symbolize?


Apples.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:27
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What exactly does Philéas's signature symbolize?


The ethernal battle between drawn mankind, floating donuts and sort of bohemian hats over the bloody fields of brown paper.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:28
Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:


Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

So do credit cards have a meaning?


They buy you stuff, so I guess they have some sort of meaning...


That's a conspiracy. ¿Or do you think that having stuff delivered to your front / retro self in exchange of showing a little rectangle is normal?.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:35
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That's a conspiracy. ¿Or do you think that having stuff delivered to your front / retro self in exchange of showing a little rectangle is normal?.
    


Depends on how much money that rectangle is associated with. Wink It's entirely normal for a person with a very large sum of cash to get things delivered to his front (or retro) self by waving, with a rectangle or otherwise. Approve
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:43
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why are chairs called chairs and not gumbos or assbuckets?



CHAIR:

C = come
H = humbly
A = and
I = insert
R = retro yourself
S = spontaneously



    
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:45
What is your opinion on the album Eros by Dün, cuncuna?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:53
Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:

What is your opinion on the album Eros by Dün, cuncuna?


Haven't listened to it. Chance are that I'll never will; I'm somewhat away from prog this days. I spent most of my actual music time between contemporary composers (from Berio to Kurt Weill, my latest and most exciting discovery) and the so called electronica scene (Boards of Canada - Mika Vainio and others). I can tell you one thing: none of the other Zeuhl artist worked for me. too close to the seminal band (wich I love).
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:56
Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:


Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:


That's a conspiracy. ¿Or do you think that having stuff delivered
to your front / retro self in exchange of showing a little rectangle is
normal?.
    


Depends on how much money that rectangle is associated with.
It's entirely normal for a person with a very large sum of cash to get
things delivered to his front (or retro) self by waving, with a
rectangle or otherwise.


Those rectangles are intriguing. Here almost every store has a regime of "points". You buy stuff, and you get points. After a while, you have a lot of points, so they give you something. The way I see it, I'm paying for the f****n (frozen) points anyway. So, for me, it is a highly elaborated brain washing system. I would like to try your suggestion and wave my otherwise, full frontal, and see what they give me.
    
    

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 19:30
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

[QUOTE=markosherrera] What happen if cows could fly?


It'll be very uncomfortable to share the same fly.
    [Imagine a cow flying and making excrements ,the nature is intelligent]
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 19:34
Cuncuna, are you related to Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 21:13
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

[QUOTE=markosherrera] What happen if cows could fly?
It'll be very uncomfortable to share the same fly.     [Imagine a cow flying and making excrements ,the nature is intelligent]


... Mmm... ok, let's stay in the same vain.

• Question: ¿Do you know why Metamucil and laxatives in general are a much better cure for common cold than any other medicine?

• Answer: Because, while every other cure for common cold will work eventually, with laxatives you won't even dare to sneeze or cough after just a couple of minutes...
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 21:14
Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, are you related to Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.?


I don't think about myself as "related". I'm more of a proto / avant kind of person.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 21:26
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

[QUOTE=markosherrera] What happen if cows could fly?
It'll be very uncomfortable to share the same fly.     [Imagine a cow flying and making excrements ,the nature is intelligent]


• If cows could fly, that would explain the Milky Way. Because people would look at the sky and stare at the flying cows in reverence and they would say "ah... it's the Milky Way".

• If cows could fly... well, I think the use to be able to. I'm pretty sure I travelled in Aerolíneas Argentinas (sorry, argentinian brothers) and it was exactly like that.

• If cows could fly, people that likes their coffe black and served outdoors would be screwed.

• If cows could fly, the price of milk would be pretty elevated (¡¡¡yoohooo!!!).

• If cows could fly, there would be thousands of hippie songs about cows high in the sky.

• If cows could fly, flies could cow.
    
    

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