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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2004 at 07:22
Originally posted by Arbiter Arbiter wrote:

Love this one:

RUSH Rush - In Rio
Review by Ian Gledhill @ 2:15:05 PM EST, 2/14/2004

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1 stars  —  This is one repeatedly overated band who, along with the likes of the rolling stones should have packed it in years ago. The last time I listened to this band was when I was in high school. For eggheads only.

I guess I'm an egghead!

This review does not meet the ProgArchive guidelines, which clearly state that a review should be 50 words or more. This clocks in at a mere 40...

Who are you calling pedantic?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2004 at 05:34

Me too, Arbiter. I'm the biggest 'egghead' of the all. Rush are my top group and that review is not a review at all. It should not have been posted. Not because I disagree with it  but because it doesn't actually say anything. He doesn't say what is so awful about the product he is reviewing, or the artist generally.

Now I'm under the impression, correct me if I'm wrong, that you have to have some kind of credibility around here to write reviews for Progarchives????? Well he certainly didn't.

I'd like to have a go myself. At least I wouldn't sl*g the artists off, or worse still those who appreciate the artist

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2004 at 04:51

Love this one:

RUSH Rush - In Rio
Review by Ian Gledhill @ 2:15:05 PM EST, 2/14/2004

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1 stars  —  This is one repeatedly overated band who, along with the likes of the rolling stones should have packed it in years ago. The last time I listened to this band was when I was in high school. For eggheads only.

I guess I'm an egghead!

"Some things have to be believed to be seen."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2004 at 15:10
Andrea's reviews should have a special page of their own!Thumbs UpLOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2004 at 11:33

How about a thread of some of the more unique contributions to the reviews? While I don't necessarily want to single people out for ridicule, I think some really fascinatingly mystifying points of view have been submitted. Humor (intentional or unintentional), bizarre observations, or just plain missing the point entirely would be good criteria. Even some of the more warped web-translations would work (I, for one, have come to look forward to andrea salvador's submissions).

Here's some recent examples to get us started:

YES - Fragile
Review by penguindf12 @ 6:01:53 PM EST, 8/11/2004

4 stars  —   Great album. Excellent. But it's just not Pink Floyd. It would be a five-star in my opinion if I could find out the concept of it or the theme here. I assume it has one? Maybe I'm just nieve, but I can't figure out the lyrical meaning behind the excellent music. If someone could point me to the purpose of the album, please do.
 
YES - Fragile
Review by andrea salvador @ 8:32:32 AM EST, 8/11/2004
5 stars  —   To say it is a perfect album is to say null! The masterpiece of true Yes! One of the album more influential than all the rock! Perfect in all, from the first one to last second of music, with the musicians who exceed themselves and sound and one recording truly perfect! That other to say... If you did not know that it exists, I would not believe to us... This is music... This are Yes!
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