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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2006 at 18:10
Originally posted by Bilek Bilek wrote:


- What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

    
As someone who wasted humongous amounts of time on the extremely addictive game World of Warcraft, I have gathered extensive knowledge on this subject. Therefore, I will take the liberty to answering this question, instead of letting the wise Cuncuna do it.

Many WoW-players who have grinded their way to exalted reputation with the Frostwolf Clan or Stormpike Guard have obtained one or both of the items known as [The Unstoppable Force] and [The Immovable Object], and have asked themselves a question similar to the one asked by you. Many prophets have searched for answers, and some have even been in touch with some of the almighty gods(otherwise known as World of Warcraft game masters), and the most popular answer has been:

Chuck Norris dies.

A video on the subject can be found here:

http://warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=26500
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2006 at 18:15
What happens if two objects are going on the same path, spinning at the same speed, but not going forward at the same speed? What happens when they collide?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 19:14
Originally posted by Scapler Scapler wrote:

Did video kill the radio star?


As much as squirrels would love to take a F-16 for a ride.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 19:17
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^Or was it the butler?


Ah... mistery at last!... I can't be sure. Maybe those squirrels did took the F-16 for a ride, and loaded it with butlers, to use them as missils. Butlers are very lethal indeed.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 19:32
Originally posted by Bilek Bilek wrote:

Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:

Should I cut my hair?
      Only if you real name is not Sanson. If so, stay away from those scissors, and watch over the lady.

 

You have quite an extensive Biblical knowledge for an atheist... here are some other questions for you:

 

- Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of the skating rings?

- What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

- Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

- If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

- Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

- What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

- What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

- If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

- How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

- How can you hear yourself think?

- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

- Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?

- Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

- How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

- If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?

- If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

hehe.. I think these will keep you busy for therest of the week [IMG]height=17 alt=Wink src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>... I have at least twenty times of these [IMG]height=17 alt=LOL src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>[IMG]height=17 alt=LOL src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>.. no escape from the kitten [IMG]height=17 alt=Tongue src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>...


1.- Handicaps are a very organized group. They park there to be able to pick up new members of their club. Usually, skateboarding / snowboarding "geniusses"...
2.- An oximoron appears.
3.- At some extent, you "emerge" from that situation. We humans are just what's left from the feces.
4.- Testosteroniques.
5.- Needles have eyes. They cry when they know they are going to hurt us. So, they clean their eyes before the prick.
6.- Because pens are criminals, off course. They are on public service.
7.- A black hole or a Morgan Freeman movie.
8.- Wise man can become wise men by reproducing himself with a lady. Wise Guy can turn into a Wise Gay, and that's the end. No reproduction.
9.- No, Chinese throw people. They have plenty.
10.- Using a chainsaw and flying biker.
11.- I can't.
12.- From baby robots.
13.- No, it is the Wonder Woman after sex change.
14.- I don't like cars. Cars are destroying earth, so they are not cool or hot for me.
15.- Because of the thing itself.
16.- That is a TV show. ¿Ever seen something accurate on TV?.
17.- No, but he's an idiot. Going to a cero women place is not wise at all. Maybve he is the wise gay, in wich case, I take back the "idiot" comment. Peace to all genres.

Total answering time: 5 minutes.

My parents use to torture me with the whole believe thing, therefore, I know A LOT about those tales of the bible. I keep researching about the subject since cathlic church often try to put their hands on freedom here. I hate almost all of them. Almost.
    
    
    
    

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 19:35
Originally posted by progismylife progismylife wrote:

What happens if two objects are going on the same path, spinning at the same speed, but not going forward at the same speed? What happens when they collide?


Someone wins the spinning idiot race, off course.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 19:43
1. Is it possible to become a successful poet without using alcohol? If yes, how?

2. Where is the point where heaven and earth meet?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 20:19
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

1. Is it possible to become a successful poet without using alcohol? If yes, how?2. Where is the point where heaven and earth meet?


1a.- Yes. Use a pencil and writte. Then, pursue that success. Without alcohol, it is much easy to do both things.

1b.- Yes, but only on the outside.

2.- That point is Hackett's "Horizons".
    
    

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 21:35
Who would win in a fight...Adult Jesus or Baby Jesus?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 21:49
Originally posted by Scapler Scapler wrote:

Who would win in a fight...Adult Jesus or Baby Jesus?http://www.catholic.net/RCC/Sacred_Heart/jesus.jpgVS


I can't answer to this one, since it is based on precepts that I think about as imaginary.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 21:54
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Scapler Scapler wrote:

Who would win in a fight...Adult Jesus or Baby Jesus?http://www.catholic.net/RCC/Sacred_Heart/jesus.jpgVS


I can't answer to this one, since it is based on precepts that I think about as imaginary.
    


What, Jesus or fighting babies? Jesus is quite real, no matter what you think about him, he did exist as an historical figure


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2006 at 22:17
Originally posted by Scapler Scapler wrote:


Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Scapler Scapler wrote:

Who would win in a fight...Adult Jesus or Baby Jesus?http://www.catholic.net/RCC/Sacred_Heart/jesus.jpgVS


I can't answer to this one, since it is based on precepts that I think about as imaginary.
    
What, Jesus or fighting babies? Jesus is quite real, no matter what you think about him, he did exist as an historical figure


I read somewhere that the historical figure known as Jesus was somekind of later remix based on several prophets from the period. Anyway... we all must fight and defeat the child on us, so... I don't know...   
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 05:16
Is cheese made of the moon?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 08:12
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Is cheese made of the moon?


I'm really sorry for having to be the one to tell you this, but cheese is made out of baby vomit.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 15:28
Is this thread going to on page 26 after this post?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 15:53
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Is this thread going to on page 26 after this post?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 16:45
Do you like mathematics?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 18:25
Why your nickname is "Cuncuna"?  (Oye loco de donde eres exactamente? Shocked)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 18:37
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Is this thread going to on page 26 after this post?


I couldn't give you the 26 page after your post, but I can at least start page 26 by quoting it.
    
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2006 at 18:38
Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:

Do you like mathematics?


No.
    
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