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    ¡¡¡Sorry there, people who's last name happens to be Portnoy. I am very ashamed of myself for having that association. But stay away from me anyway. If it helps, one of my last names is "Flamm"... see what can you do with it... !!!
    

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¡Beware of the Bee!
   
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ROBERT WYATT LOOKS LIKE SANTA CLAUS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
 
 
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FRANK ZAPPA'S "THE MAN FROM UTOPIA" AND "THEM OR US" ALBUMS ARE BOTH CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED!!!!
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The 1980s was a decade of little sonic and artistic expansion in the realm of popular music!
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Fat people are disgusting. I don't care. They just are.
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All you guys suck because none of you respect Vangelis.AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2006 at 23:03
Cheese could easily save you from an atomic explosion.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2006 at 02:58
LOL I'd forgotten about this crazy thread -- thanks for digging it up, guys!Hug
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2006 at 03:00
STOP BEING SO CensoredHAPPY!!Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2006 at 03:04
Originally posted by Arrrghus Arrrghus wrote:

Cheese could easily save you from an atomic explosion.



Easily-- so could tomato sauce. In fact, this led to the the huge expansion of pizza parlors in the 1960s.
    
    

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2006 at 03:05
Back on topic,
Bruford could give Peart a drum enema!!!Angry
 
 
 
ErmmThat makes some kind of sense, to me right now....
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Edited by Peter Rideout - November 25 2006 at 03:06
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2006 at 07:11
I AM THE UNIVERSE.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2006 at 07:18
Toby Driver makes every other musician ever to play in a prog band look like Sid Viscious talent-wise.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 12:10

All people who believe prog is pretentious haven't listened to modern pop!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 13:35
Hmmm - Only just seen this...

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:


Jim Garten is the biggest Pallas fan on the forum, arguably even the world!



That's libel.


You'd better Cut and Run.....


Jim Garten is gonna sue your ass and you'll be playing soap on a rope for 12 months..


 



Luckily I have a fallout shelter in place that should protect me from any unwanted Garten Gas...





I've got the perfect pet for Garten The Gas:



Garten's Gaseous Guffing Will Destroy This Thread!!


 



Darn that Dragon!



I HAVE NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE, NOR DO I EVER, EVER INTEND TO BREAK WIND AND ANYONE WHO IMPLIES THAT I INDULGE IN THIS ACTIVITY IS A POO-HEAD WITH THE INTELLECTUAL CAPABILITIES OF A VERY THICK THICKO FROM THICKSVILLE, ARIZONA WHO HAS BEEN TO THICK SCHOOL AND EXPELLED FOR BEING TOO THICK!!

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 14:18
AW f**k!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 14:21

The Wizard is the greatest poster on PA becuase he has amazing music taste!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 15:17
Beetroot is the most repulsive foodstuff in the entire universe! If vegetables were prog albums, beetroot would be a 3 CD box set containing Love Beach, The Big Generator and ABACAB complete with life size cardboard cutouts of Greg Lake at his fattest, Phil Collins at his baldest and Steve Howe at his most gaunt! 
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 15:22
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Hmmm - Only just seen this...

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:


Jim Garten is the biggest Pallas fan on the forum, arguably even the world!



That's libel.


You'd better Cut and Run.....


Jim Garten is gonna sue your ass and you'll be playing soap on a rope for 12 months..


 



Luckily I have a fallout shelter in place that should protect me from any unwanted Garten Gas...





I've got the perfect pet for Garten The Gas:



Garten's Gaseous Guffing Will Destroy This Thread!!


 



Darn that Dragon!



I HAVE NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE, NOR DO I EVER, EVER INTEND TO BREAK WIND AND ANYONE WHO IMPLIES THAT I INDULGE IN THIS ACTIVITY IS A POO-HEAD WITH THE INTELLECTUAL CAPABILITIES OF A VERY THICK THICKO FROM THICKSVILLE, ARIZONA WHO HAS BEEN TO THICK SCHOOL AND EXPELLED FOR BEING TOO THICK!!
 
Thick as a Brick?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 14 2007 at 15:23
Rush PWNs all you n00bs and you know it! If you don't then thats too bad for you!

That does feel good! Tongue


Edited by progismylife - March 14 2007 at 15:32
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